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Post by wifebeater on Sept 26, 2003 18:48:19 GMT -5
Smack my bitch up by Prodigy blasts through the Pa systema nd the World Heavywieght Champ slowly paces his way out onto the stage.He then creeps down towards the ring wearing his regular white blood stained shirt,and grey jeans.He rolls into the ring and grabs a microphone from some scrony staff guy.
"You must be new."
Staffdude:Yes I am.
"Well I am going to give you some aamazing advice.First off,wear better pants.You can see how small and puny your legs are in this awful tight pants.Second,go to the gym and pump some damn iron,your starting to look as bad as that little bastard Mark Marky Mark."
The staff dude just stands there and looks at Wifebeater
"What the fuck are you doing,get the hell out of my ring.Mark,you oviously don't even care,you haven't said a work about this match.I take it you don't want the title.It dosen't matter anyways,like you can even hang with me in the ring.I got some other bussiness to take care of little Markity Mark Mark Mark.JZ,2-DOPE.I AM NOT ASSOCIATED WITH YOU TWO LOSER,BECASUE I DON'T WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH FORMER TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS.AFTER MY TITLE RUN IS OVER,YOU TWO WILL BE THE FIRST ON MY FIRING LIST.Back to jackoff Murder Marker.Our match is a regular match,no crazy stupid stipulations like in the past.No way to weasel your way out of getting your ass whooped,but i'm sure I can find many ways to weas......"
Wifebeater throws the microphone down before finishing and leaves to his music shakin da house.
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Post by Mysterious-X on Oct 26, 2003 15:13:56 GMT -5
IN A GADDA DA VIDA by iron butterfly plays as x walks to the ramp
X: yo motherfucka this monday you defending that title you dont desereve against the newcomer Black Tyger
X then walks away#nosmileys
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Post by wifebeater on Oct 26, 2003 17:08:35 GMT -5
Smack my Bitch up by Prodigy blasts through the arena and Wifebeater walks out to th ring, dragging X by his t-shirt. Wifebeater. runs with X down the ramp, and tosses him into the ring. Wifebeater grabs a microphone and starts to yell at X.
" You stupid son of a bitch. You have no fucking idea how to run a wrestling federation. You let a newcomer have a shot at me. If I lose, I get to be commishoner again, and if I win I am champ. Either way I am going to raise hell and beat the living hell out of anyone and everyone I want. And its time for me to make you feel like my wife you cocksucker."
Mysterious X cowers in the turnbuckle, and wifebeater pulls a table out from under the ring. He sets it up in the squared circle, and pulls out some gasoline and a lighter. He starts dousing the table in gas, and lights the lighter.
"Fuck you X, you are going to learn to keep your bitchy mouth shut."
Wifebeater throws the lighter on the table and puts X into powerbomb position. WB has X on his shoulders when OUT OF NOWHERE BLACK TYGER COMES OUT OF THE CROWD, AND JUMPS ON THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!!!
Tyger: Put him down.
Tyger jumps at Wifebeater, but he moves. Tyger has just jumped through a flaming table!!!!!!!!! Wifebeater then finishes the job by powerbombing X onto the fiery Black Tyger.
"Fucking stooges, you can't beat a person who beats his wife."
Wifebeater walks out of the arena to Smack my Bitch up, leaving X and Tyger a fiery mess.
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Post by Mysterious-X on Oct 26, 2003 19:19:45 GMT -5
x gets up and helps up tyger they then proced to wb's office and kick down the door and start punching the shit out of wb then x lights Wb's bed on fire lays a table on top of that and lights it on fire AND POWERBOMBS HIM ON THE TABLE x then picks up a mic
X: that title match its a LOG CABIN MATCH
x and tyger walk away laughing#nosmileys#nosmileys
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