Post by wifebeater on Aug 6, 2009 23:26:20 GMT -5
Ronald Edwards & Gary Karp walk into the bar in their business suits carrying briefcases. Neither man has been fired from their job despite being outed in a scandal.
Ronald Edward: Oh boy Gary I'm glad we still haven't be fired yet.
Gary Karp: I know, Ronny. I was sure we'd either be fired or attacked by some nut.
Wifebeater is sitting at the bar pounding down beers. The two men sit across the bar from him. He puts his head down, but does a double take. He stands up and staggers over towards them with his cane.
Wifebeater: Hey..are you Gary & Karp?
Gary: No, I'm Gary Karp and this here is Ronald Edwards.
Wifebeater: Are yous two guys the Board of Director guys who were exposed?
Gary: As a matter of..
Ronald: Shut you Gary
Wifebeater: Oh yeah, so what are we gonna do here?
Ronald stands up
Ronald: What the fuck is your problem, buddy? We're here to get a drink and you are going to start shit?
Wifebeater: I want my fucking office back!
Wifebeater swings at Ronald, but he moves and Gary gets cracked across the head and falls to the floor. His melon head cracks the hard marble floor and busts open with fucking blood and shit spilling everywhere. Ronny rolls his sleeves up and puts his fists up.
Ronald: Bring it on you fat pervert!
Wifebeater swings the cane, but Ronny grabs it and kicks him in the knee. Ronny then clocks Wifebeater with a huge right hand and pounces on top of him. He begins punching the shit out of Wifebeater. Suddenly a table flips over from the corner of the room and flys all the way into the beer bottles on the wall, sending them crashing.
Doc Martin charges from the corner of the room and tackles the Ronny guy. He punches him a few times in the face and about knocks him dead. Doc picks Ronald up by the neck, holsters him in the air, and FUCKING CHOKESLAM THROUGH A TABLE! HOLY SHIT!
Wifebeater: The fuck...?
Doc Martin just stares down Wifebeater. Legend walks up behind him.
Legend: He saved you so you're fresh. He's going to break you.
The two of them walk away and leave the scene. Cops arrive and Wifebeater jumps up and leaves out the back.
Ronald Edward: Oh boy Gary I'm glad we still haven't be fired yet.
Gary Karp: I know, Ronny. I was sure we'd either be fired or attacked by some nut.
Wifebeater is sitting at the bar pounding down beers. The two men sit across the bar from him. He puts his head down, but does a double take. He stands up and staggers over towards them with his cane.
Wifebeater: Hey..are you Gary & Karp?
Gary: No, I'm Gary Karp and this here is Ronald Edwards.
Wifebeater: Are yous two guys the Board of Director guys who were exposed?
Gary: As a matter of..
Ronald: Shut you Gary
Wifebeater: Oh yeah, so what are we gonna do here?
Ronald stands up
Ronald: What the fuck is your problem, buddy? We're here to get a drink and you are going to start shit?
Wifebeater: I want my fucking office back!
Wifebeater swings at Ronald, but he moves and Gary gets cracked across the head and falls to the floor. His melon head cracks the hard marble floor and busts open with fucking blood and shit spilling everywhere. Ronny rolls his sleeves up and puts his fists up.
Ronald: Bring it on you fat pervert!
Wifebeater swings the cane, but Ronny grabs it and kicks him in the knee. Ronny then clocks Wifebeater with a huge right hand and pounces on top of him. He begins punching the shit out of Wifebeater. Suddenly a table flips over from the corner of the room and flys all the way into the beer bottles on the wall, sending them crashing.
Doc Martin charges from the corner of the room and tackles the Ronny guy. He punches him a few times in the face and about knocks him dead. Doc picks Ronald up by the neck, holsters him in the air, and FUCKING CHOKESLAM THROUGH A TABLE! HOLY SHIT!
Wifebeater: The fuck...?
Doc Martin just stares down Wifebeater. Legend walks up behind him.
Legend: He saved you so you're fresh. He's going to break you.
The two of them walk away and leave the scene. Cops arrive and Wifebeater jumps up and leaves out the back.
