Post by wifebeater on Nov 24, 2017 18:20:18 GMT -5
Albert vs The Hitman
- Albert is in the ring looking depressed. He is carrying a manilla envelope. As he reaches in the audience gasps: it's a blued .357 magnum.
- "Please, please leave the room if this will...if this will affect you." Security starts to rush the ring and Albert points the gun around. "Don't, don't, don't, this will hurt someone."
- Albert falls to his knees and puts the gun in his mouth. He puts his finger on the trigger then drops the gun crying. He picks up the mic.
- At Survivor Series this job will be finished. I will be finished.
- Albert came to the ring looking to die. Roman Reigns comes out of the crowd in a leather jacket and sunglasses. He tosses off the glasses and spears Albert three times then as Albert rolls to the outside Roman grabs a sledgehammer. The arena was in shock as he crushed Alberts brains in with 12 hammer shots to the head. The audience described it as looking like a pumpkin filled with spaghetti was smashed. The show was stopped for 20 minutes it was a huge scene. He was pronounced dead at the hospital.
ALBERT HAS DIED
Finisher Match
DDP vs Randy Orton
- DDP says he lost to Bret, but the issue still isn't settled. All he needed to do was hit a diamond cutter and we'd have a new champion here tonight. Fact of the matter is nobody can match the diamond cutter.
- Orton comes from out of the crowd and hits an RKO out of nowhere!
- DDP interfered in an Orton match and hit a surprise Diamond Cutter
- They battled on the mic Orton saying he was making a statement about the RKO being more deadly and a killer app.
- In the match the first guy to hit his finisher wins. They started early chain wrestling and leapfrogging, but Orton knocked Page down and immediately went for a hammer. DDP cut him off and beat up him a bit. Orton took it to the outside and slammed DDP around. Page made a comeback with a spinning powerbomb. On the inside Page whipped Orton to the ropes leapfrog, duck, leapfrog, Orton grabs the ropes to stop and BAM DDP catches him with a Diamond Cutter
WINNER: DDP
Jinder Mahal vs Vader
- After a great match on 2KW Power Hour, that Vader won, Jinder has challenged him to a rematch.
- Jinder started off early rushing the monster with punches and kicks. Vader slowed it down and head butted him on the ground a bunch. Jinder made a short comeback and hit his finish, but Vader just tossed him off. After some awkward botched from Jinder including a flying knee drop that was nowhere close, Vader hits a Vader bomb and then powerbombs him near the corner. Jinders neck bent all fucked up and he wasn't moving. Vader pinned him.
- After the match paramedics took Jinder out on a stretcher. He raised his hand for the thumbs up but whipped off the audience.
WINNER: VADER
Sting, Big Bossman, Judge Jimmy Garvin, and Bo Dallas vs Kevin Von Erich, Sabu, Undertaker, and Kane
- Kevin returned for the first time since his failed title match. He says he feels bad for letting everyone done and not doing his brother justice. Sting comes out with the new US Title and his entourage is back to carry him like a king. They get in the ring and surround him. Sting says unlike you I still have brothers. You keep running your mouth there's a plot next to your yours. Now leave my ring bitch.
- Kevin takes a swing at Sting and then catches a beat down. Suddenly the lights go out and the # 1 Contender Sabu appears, but he can't fight them off. Suddenly keep rollin rollin rollin hits and Taker and Kane walk down as the ring scatters. Sting runs up the ramp.
- Kevin grabs a mic. He challenges Stings posse to a match at Survivor Series. If we win your posse has to disband for good, but if you win then I'll retire!
- Bo Dallas grabs a mic and accepts the match! Sting is furious.
- At the beginning of the match Kevin came out swinging and beat the shit out of Sting and everyone else. Sting was able to get the hell out of there.
- Garvin eliminated first after a last ride by Taker
- Match breaks down to a brawl on the outside with Bossman and Sabu both getting counted out
- Sting pinned Taker with his version of the tombstone!
- It's down to Kane and Kevin vs Bo and Sting
- Bo Dallas beats on Kane and Sting pins him! Now it's Kevin Von Erich vs Bo and Sting. Career on the line. All the marbles. This is it this is the final countdown.
- Kevin pins Bo with a knee drop from the top! It's down to Kevin Von Erich vs Sting!
- Kevin reverses the tombstone and locks in the fucking claw!!!! Sting taps!!! Stings stable has to disband! What a hell of a match and story.
- After the match Kevin grabs the mic and thanks the fans and says this ones for you Kerry. He announces he is retiring tonight and that this was the best night of his career.
The Hart Foundation (Bret, Anvil, Bulldog, and Tyson Kidd) vs Scott Hall, Rezar, Goldberg, and Batista
- Scott Hall comes out and explains how he was screwed by Albert in his title match. Told everyone to get in line Chico. Rezar says he beat Goldberg one on one. Goldberg says he never got a one on one rematch. Batista says he was called out and never even had an opportunity to prove himself here.
- Bret says enough is enough. At Survivor Series he's bringing The Hart Foundation. When they win none of you will be given a title match. On the slim chance you win whoever is left on your team can duke it out to see who gets it.
- Bret Hart and Batista start Bret immediately knocks him down and locks a sharpshooter! Batista taps! This ones off to a fast start!
- Rezar eliminated Kidd with a Rezar Edge (Omega driver)
- Goldberg tapped to the Sharpshooter!
- Hall pins Anvil with Razors Edge! Down to Bulldog and Bret vs Rezar and Hall
- Bulldog pinned Hall with a power slam!
- Bret tags in Rezar rushes him and knocks him to the mat. Rezar picks him up and hits the Rezar Edge! 1...2...NO BRET KICKS OUT?!?!
- Rezar hits his finisher AGAIN! 1...2..BULLDOG BREAKS IT UP
- Rezar beats up Bulldog and Bret attacks him from behind. Piledriver and locks in the Sharpshooter! Rezar has nowhere to go and he taps out!
WINNERS: THE HART FOUNDATION
- Albert is in the ring looking depressed. He is carrying a manilla envelope. As he reaches in the audience gasps: it's a blued .357 magnum.
- "Please, please leave the room if this will...if this will affect you." Security starts to rush the ring and Albert points the gun around. "Don't, don't, don't, this will hurt someone."
- Albert falls to his knees and puts the gun in his mouth. He puts his finger on the trigger then drops the gun crying. He picks up the mic.
- At Survivor Series this job will be finished. I will be finished.
- Albert came to the ring looking to die. Roman Reigns comes out of the crowd in a leather jacket and sunglasses. He tosses off the glasses and spears Albert three times then as Albert rolls to the outside Roman grabs a sledgehammer. The arena was in shock as he crushed Alberts brains in with 12 hammer shots to the head. The audience described it as looking like a pumpkin filled with spaghetti was smashed. The show was stopped for 20 minutes it was a huge scene. He was pronounced dead at the hospital.
ALBERT HAS DIED
Finisher Match
DDP vs Randy Orton
- DDP says he lost to Bret, but the issue still isn't settled. All he needed to do was hit a diamond cutter and we'd have a new champion here tonight. Fact of the matter is nobody can match the diamond cutter.
- Orton comes from out of the crowd and hits an RKO out of nowhere!
- DDP interfered in an Orton match and hit a surprise Diamond Cutter
- They battled on the mic Orton saying he was making a statement about the RKO being more deadly and a killer app.
- In the match the first guy to hit his finisher wins. They started early chain wrestling and leapfrogging, but Orton knocked Page down and immediately went for a hammer. DDP cut him off and beat up him a bit. Orton took it to the outside and slammed DDP around. Page made a comeback with a spinning powerbomb. On the inside Page whipped Orton to the ropes leapfrog, duck, leapfrog, Orton grabs the ropes to stop and BAM DDP catches him with a Diamond Cutter
WINNER: DDP
Jinder Mahal vs Vader
- After a great match on 2KW Power Hour, that Vader won, Jinder has challenged him to a rematch.
- Jinder started off early rushing the monster with punches and kicks. Vader slowed it down and head butted him on the ground a bunch. Jinder made a short comeback and hit his finish, but Vader just tossed him off. After some awkward botched from Jinder including a flying knee drop that was nowhere close, Vader hits a Vader bomb and then powerbombs him near the corner. Jinders neck bent all fucked up and he wasn't moving. Vader pinned him.
- After the match paramedics took Jinder out on a stretcher. He raised his hand for the thumbs up but whipped off the audience.
WINNER: VADER
Sting, Big Bossman, Judge Jimmy Garvin, and Bo Dallas vs Kevin Von Erich, Sabu, Undertaker, and Kane
- Kevin returned for the first time since his failed title match. He says he feels bad for letting everyone done and not doing his brother justice. Sting comes out with the new US Title and his entourage is back to carry him like a king. They get in the ring and surround him. Sting says unlike you I still have brothers. You keep running your mouth there's a plot next to your yours. Now leave my ring bitch.
- Kevin takes a swing at Sting and then catches a beat down. Suddenly the lights go out and the # 1 Contender Sabu appears, but he can't fight them off. Suddenly keep rollin rollin rollin hits and Taker and Kane walk down as the ring scatters. Sting runs up the ramp.
- Kevin grabs a mic. He challenges Stings posse to a match at Survivor Series. If we win your posse has to disband for good, but if you win then I'll retire!
- Bo Dallas grabs a mic and accepts the match! Sting is furious.
- At the beginning of the match Kevin came out swinging and beat the shit out of Sting and everyone else. Sting was able to get the hell out of there.
- Garvin eliminated first after a last ride by Taker
- Match breaks down to a brawl on the outside with Bossman and Sabu both getting counted out
- Sting pinned Taker with his version of the tombstone!
- It's down to Kane and Kevin vs Bo and Sting
- Bo Dallas beats on Kane and Sting pins him! Now it's Kevin Von Erich vs Bo and Sting. Career on the line. All the marbles. This is it this is the final countdown.
- Kevin pins Bo with a knee drop from the top! It's down to Kevin Von Erich vs Sting!
- Kevin reverses the tombstone and locks in the fucking claw!!!! Sting taps!!! Stings stable has to disband! What a hell of a match and story.
- After the match Kevin grabs the mic and thanks the fans and says this ones for you Kerry. He announces he is retiring tonight and that this was the best night of his career.
The Hart Foundation (Bret, Anvil, Bulldog, and Tyson Kidd) vs Scott Hall, Rezar, Goldberg, and Batista
- Scott Hall comes out and explains how he was screwed by Albert in his title match. Told everyone to get in line Chico. Rezar says he beat Goldberg one on one. Goldberg says he never got a one on one rematch. Batista says he was called out and never even had an opportunity to prove himself here.
- Bret says enough is enough. At Survivor Series he's bringing The Hart Foundation. When they win none of you will be given a title match. On the slim chance you win whoever is left on your team can duke it out to see who gets it.
- Bret Hart and Batista start Bret immediately knocks him down and locks a sharpshooter! Batista taps! This ones off to a fast start!
- Rezar eliminated Kidd with a Rezar Edge (Omega driver)
- Goldberg tapped to the Sharpshooter!
- Hall pins Anvil with Razors Edge! Down to Bulldog and Bret vs Rezar and Hall
- Bulldog pinned Hall with a power slam!
- Bret tags in Rezar rushes him and knocks him to the mat. Rezar picks him up and hits the Rezar Edge! 1...2...NO BRET KICKS OUT?!?!
- Rezar hits his finisher AGAIN! 1...2..BULLDOG BREAKS IT UP
- Rezar beats up Bulldog and Bret attacks him from behind. Piledriver and locks in the Sharpshooter! Rezar has nowhere to go and he taps out!
WINNERS: THE HART FOUNDATION
