Post by wifebeater on Jul 11, 2018 6:48:23 GMT -5
Kirk Sandler at his new desk with the commissioner Championship. Mysterious X is beside him in his wheelchair with Legend pushing.
Kirk Sandler: Hello everyone and welcome to this special edition of Ringside Challenge. I’m your commissioner and host Kirk Sandler. Tonight will be a special half hour edition of Ringside Challenge showing off the new area and announcing the matches for Deathquest.
First things first I have to congratulate Tank on his winning of the IWF Championship alongside the RMW Championship, but unfortunately considering the circumstances I, as commissioner, have to strip him of the RMW Championship.
Mysterious X nods along.
Kirk Sandler: Let me preface that by saying that since the Television Championship was abolished after Truck forfeited it..Tank can be the IWF Champion as we reorganize the title hierarchy in RMW. He will defend that IWF belt at RMW Deathquest in a MMA Rules Octagon Match against Macen Clark. I’m giving Macen Clark an opportunity based on how many guys he’s knocked out in the past few months.
Now on to the big news. The RMW Championship has been stripped and vacated. We will have the first ever 8-Man Deathquest Tournament to determine the new RMW Champion! Our first match will be the debut of a new prospect versus an old Legend...it will be Daydrinker vs Legend!
X almost stands out of his chair. He can’t because he’s crippled. Legend does a small jig.
Mysterious X: Wait Kirk who is that?
Kirk Sandler: As the new commissioner you have to trust me on this. I’m a huge RMW fan as well as talent and I know what the people want. Moving on our second match will be a grudge match with Mike Bowen taking on the ever die hard Black Tyger.
X furrows his brow.
Kirk Sandler: We’ll be back shortly to announce the final two matches in the tournament after this quick tour of the new building.
A camera man walks all around the building showing off the new concession areas, bathrooms, locker rooms before heading out to the crowd. There are a good amount of people there checking out the open house. He moves down the stairs through the audience area and into Ringside. Suddenly Sweet J walks from the crowd and jumps into the ring with a mic.
Sweet J: Alright before we get to this RMW Deathquest announcement I got a big fucking problem with Jammall Jones. Call me an Uncle Tom? Morherfucker you were dressed like the Klan to fuck with me?! Convince me to be your tag Team partner cause you can’t win on your own? I don’t give a FUCK nigga. A single fuck why. You get your fucking punk ass out here now and settle this shit before they close this dump again.
The lights go out and flicker as Dr. Feelgood by Motley Crue hits. The doctor himself comes out with the Colors of Unbridled Madness (C.U.M.)
Sweet J: Yo yo yo what the fuck you doin?
Suddenly the lights turn purple and Sweet J is smacked in the back with a steel chair by Jammall Jones! Jammall is wearing his purple pants again, black singlet, and purple face paint. He continues the beat down.
Dr. Feelgood: HA HA HA I GOT ONE MORE COLOR...THIS IS THE PURPLE PEOPLE EATER!
Sweet struggles to his feet as the rest of C.U.M. surrounds the ring. Suddenly Scotty Payne runs down the ramp and through the crowd Common Tator and his son Thrillbilly join them! A big brawl breaks out, but C.U.M. manages to escape. Common Tator grabs the mic.
Tator: Jammall and cum had dun enuff round here to us common folk! Killin, stealin, cheatin! Me and Thrilly are done wit it! Ya’ll will know pain!
The feed cuts back to Kurt at his desk.
Kirk Sandler: Well Okay. A lot of feuds and tensions rising and intertwining here tonight. I guess I have four announcements to make here:
It will be the newly formed C.U.M. (Blue Bomber, Orange Crush, White Demon, and Purple People Eater) VS Scotty Payne, Sweet J, Common Tator, and Thrillbilly...in a TOWER OF DEATH MATCH!
X rolls his eyes
Kirk Sandler: In the final three tournament announcements we will have a rematch of epic proportions with a guaranteed clean finish....DOC MARTIN VS THE TRUCK!
And, as per request by Mac Daddy Squid, I will bring this man back to give Squid his long awaited revenge....Mac Daddy Squid VS “The Icon” Mark Shaw!
And the opening match of the tournament we will have an epic matchup with Gilbert Webster vs...
X: No senor we will not.
Kirk Sandler: I don’t follow? Webster is..
X: Webster ain’t shit. Well, he’s shit capasa, but shit I don’t want in my company. He can only wrestle if he puts his career on the line. In fact, let’s clean some garbage up. Gilbert Webster vs Money Man vs James Callander in a losers leave town match.
Kirk Sandler clutches his Commissioner title belt and looks furrowed. Xwheels away in disgust.
Kirk Sandler: Thank you everyone for joining us tonight...we’ll see you at RMW DEATHQUEST
Kirk Sandler: Hello everyone and welcome to this special edition of Ringside Challenge. I’m your commissioner and host Kirk Sandler. Tonight will be a special half hour edition of Ringside Challenge showing off the new area and announcing the matches for Deathquest.
First things first I have to congratulate Tank on his winning of the IWF Championship alongside the RMW Championship, but unfortunately considering the circumstances I, as commissioner, have to strip him of the RMW Championship.
Mysterious X nods along.
Kirk Sandler: Let me preface that by saying that since the Television Championship was abolished after Truck forfeited it..Tank can be the IWF Champion as we reorganize the title hierarchy in RMW. He will defend that IWF belt at RMW Deathquest in a MMA Rules Octagon Match against Macen Clark. I’m giving Macen Clark an opportunity based on how many guys he’s knocked out in the past few months.
Now on to the big news. The RMW Championship has been stripped and vacated. We will have the first ever 8-Man Deathquest Tournament to determine the new RMW Champion! Our first match will be the debut of a new prospect versus an old Legend...it will be Daydrinker vs Legend!
X almost stands out of his chair. He can’t because he’s crippled. Legend does a small jig.
Mysterious X: Wait Kirk who is that?
Kirk Sandler: As the new commissioner you have to trust me on this. I’m a huge RMW fan as well as talent and I know what the people want. Moving on our second match will be a grudge match with Mike Bowen taking on the ever die hard Black Tyger.
X furrows his brow.
Kirk Sandler: We’ll be back shortly to announce the final two matches in the tournament after this quick tour of the new building.
A camera man walks all around the building showing off the new concession areas, bathrooms, locker rooms before heading out to the crowd. There are a good amount of people there checking out the open house. He moves down the stairs through the audience area and into Ringside. Suddenly Sweet J walks from the crowd and jumps into the ring with a mic.
Sweet J: Alright before we get to this RMW Deathquest announcement I got a big fucking problem with Jammall Jones. Call me an Uncle Tom? Morherfucker you were dressed like the Klan to fuck with me?! Convince me to be your tag Team partner cause you can’t win on your own? I don’t give a FUCK nigga. A single fuck why. You get your fucking punk ass out here now and settle this shit before they close this dump again.
The lights go out and flicker as Dr. Feelgood by Motley Crue hits. The doctor himself comes out with the Colors of Unbridled Madness (C.U.M.)
Sweet J: Yo yo yo what the fuck you doin?
Suddenly the lights turn purple and Sweet J is smacked in the back with a steel chair by Jammall Jones! Jammall is wearing his purple pants again, black singlet, and purple face paint. He continues the beat down.
Dr. Feelgood: HA HA HA I GOT ONE MORE COLOR...THIS IS THE PURPLE PEOPLE EATER!
Sweet struggles to his feet as the rest of C.U.M. surrounds the ring. Suddenly Scotty Payne runs down the ramp and through the crowd Common Tator and his son Thrillbilly join them! A big brawl breaks out, but C.U.M. manages to escape. Common Tator grabs the mic.
Tator: Jammall and cum had dun enuff round here to us common folk! Killin, stealin, cheatin! Me and Thrilly are done wit it! Ya’ll will know pain!
The feed cuts back to Kurt at his desk.
Kirk Sandler: Well Okay. A lot of feuds and tensions rising and intertwining here tonight. I guess I have four announcements to make here:
It will be the newly formed C.U.M. (Blue Bomber, Orange Crush, White Demon, and Purple People Eater) VS Scotty Payne, Sweet J, Common Tator, and Thrillbilly...in a TOWER OF DEATH MATCH!
X rolls his eyes
Kirk Sandler: In the final three tournament announcements we will have a rematch of epic proportions with a guaranteed clean finish....DOC MARTIN VS THE TRUCK!
And, as per request by Mac Daddy Squid, I will bring this man back to give Squid his long awaited revenge....Mac Daddy Squid VS “The Icon” Mark Shaw!
And the opening match of the tournament we will have an epic matchup with Gilbert Webster vs...
X: No senor we will not.
Kirk Sandler: I don’t follow? Webster is..
X: Webster ain’t shit. Well, he’s shit capasa, but shit I don’t want in my company. He can only wrestle if he puts his career on the line. In fact, let’s clean some garbage up. Gilbert Webster vs Money Man vs James Callander in a losers leave town match.
Kirk Sandler clutches his Commissioner title belt and looks furrowed. Xwheels away in disgust.
Kirk Sandler: Thank you everyone for joining us tonight...we’ll see you at RMW DEATHQUEST
