Post by wifebeater on Sept 13, 2018 18:32:49 GMT -5
Vince McMahon has announced that the NXT experiment is over and he's done with wrestling. He's selling the company after all the controversy of late!
"Jigsaw" Jake Robert's Elimination Death Chamber
Tatanka
Dean Ambrose
Zack Ryder
Rhyno
Bo Dallas
Rezar
- Since Tatanka lost his 100k challenge against Vader he has disappeared into a drunken stupor at the Indian casino.
- Dean Ambrose disappeared awhile ago after getting hooked on Heroin. His refusal to play the game is what led to Jake becoming Jigsaw
- Rhyno lost the world title and then got destroyed at KOTR.
- Zack Ryder is a failure. He came to NXT for a European Championship open and Jakes music hit to distract him. Jigsaw is giving him a real second chance at a career.
- Bo Dallas molested Batista's child and never got a true comeuppance. Batista let it go in favor of vying for the World Title. Jigsaw never forgets.
- Rezar was the top prospect of 2KW involved with major wrestlers even getting wins over Goldberg! Time and time again he's come up short and even lost a first Round KOTR match to Luger, a man he once squashed on PPV.
- Jake has kidnapped each of these men and trapped them in the chamber. At the end of the match the losers will be thrown back into their pods and gassed to death. There are armed terrorists in Jigsaw masks surround the ring and audience. This shit has gotten out of hand. He's offering them a "second chance" at their careers and lives he says. The winner will presumably get some kind of opportunity...whether they like it or not. This was the storyline that broke Vince into selling the company.
- The wrestlers refuse to have a match. Jake says fuck em all and pulls the switch the pods are gassed and the two starting wrestlers, Tatanka and British Bulldog, are shot dead. The gas clears and Ambrose is alive with a gas mask on. He fights the guards off and Jake flees.
SURVIVOR: DEAN AMBROSE
New Hardcore Title Falls Count Anywhere
Jeff Hardy vs Vader vs Kassius Ohno
- Vader cheated Jeff with a count out at KOTR. Jeff interfered and screwed Vader out of the KOTR. Jeff finally got his Euro rematch and Vader smashed the title and beat both guys with a chair.
- Vince said all gimmick matches will take place for this belt only in an effort to clean up the promotion. This was his last act as owner.
- Vader destroys Hardy and Ohno to win the new Hardcore Championship.
WINNER AND NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION VADER
US Title Match
Sting vs Aliester Black
- Aleister won the KOTR by beating Vader and took the 100k and earned a US Title shot.
- Sting has held this belt since 2KW started.
- As Aleister is entering he hands the 100k briefcase to Roman Reigns, Stings hired gun, and Roman leaves. Sting looks shocked.
- At the 20 Minute mark the match is surprisingly back and forth. Black has Sting dead to rights. Goldberg comes out of nowhere and Spears Sting with what looks like a very light spear. Aliester pushes him cause he just lost the match by DQ and Goldberg Jackhammers him.
WINNER AND STILL US CHAMP BY DQ: STING
Tag Team Title Match
The Usos vs DX
- The Usos raped Stephanie. Hit Kane with a car and took him out. Then they beat Taker and HHH to keep the belts.
- Undertaker beat their father Rikishi on NXT to get him out of the equation. Leaving the show The Usos crashed a car into his motorcycle and drug him to a nearby graveyard and buried him alive!
- HHH has had enough of this shit and challenged them to a tag Team Title Match. He said he didn't need a partner. HBK comes from the crowd and super kicks both of them. DX is back!
- The match falls apart rather quick. The Usos are getting beat when Stephanie comes out crying. HHH is distracted and gets rolled up.
- Stephanie grabs a mic: “Hunter I have to tell you something I can’t let this go on...I’m pregnant!”
- HHH looks towards the fleeing Usos and kicks the bottom ropes flipping out. HBK stands aside rubbing the back of his neck.
- Stephanie: “Its not them Hunter. I think it’s time...Shawn we have to tell him.
- HHH looks at HBK with a death stare. HBK is mouthing that he’s sorry. Stephanie gets in-between them to stop HHH from killing HBK. HBK slides out of the ring and looks in.
- HHH kicks Stephanie in the stomach and hits a pedigree! HBK runs through the crowd as HHH grabs the sledgehammer. Shane and Vince run down as HHH smacks her in the belly with a sledgehammer! Blood squirts out of her vagina and she is convulsing in shock! HHH hits Shane with the hammer and clocks Vince in the side of the head with it. As the police rush the ring he also runs through the crowd.
World Title Match
DDP vs Sting
- DDP got the pin in the Tag Team Match and got to pick his opponent. He choose Sting saying after Black takes the US belt he wants this to be a night of true comeuppance for this cancer.
- The match starts with a stare down. US Champ vs World Champ. Sting is finally going to get his!
- Sting pokes DDP in the chest and he takes a big bump. The audience immediately throws garbage into the ring. Sting put one finger on his chest and the ref shakes his head as he’s forced to count. 1..2...3!
- Sting and DDP hug. Sting is handed the World fucking title. Suddenly the music hits and we see Goldberg walk from the backstage into the ring. He gets in and stares the two of them down. Bret Hart is here for backup! Bret and Goldberg stand side by side.
- GOLDBERG WITH A SPEAR ON BRET! NO NO NO NO
- Bam Bam rushes the ring and gets a Diamond Cutter!!!!
- Sting grabs the mic: We’re taking over!!!!!!
- They all put on WCW shirts and laugh. Stings spray paints the world title, Bret Hart, and Bam Bam Bigelow. Show goes off the air with Sting holding both belts
"Jigsaw" Jake Robert's Elimination Death Chamber
Tatanka
Dean Ambrose
Zack Ryder
Rhyno
Bo Dallas
Rezar
- Since Tatanka lost his 100k challenge against Vader he has disappeared into a drunken stupor at the Indian casino.
- Dean Ambrose disappeared awhile ago after getting hooked on Heroin. His refusal to play the game is what led to Jake becoming Jigsaw
- Rhyno lost the world title and then got destroyed at KOTR.
- Zack Ryder is a failure. He came to NXT for a European Championship open and Jakes music hit to distract him. Jigsaw is giving him a real second chance at a career.
- Bo Dallas molested Batista's child and never got a true comeuppance. Batista let it go in favor of vying for the World Title. Jigsaw never forgets.
- Rezar was the top prospect of 2KW involved with major wrestlers even getting wins over Goldberg! Time and time again he's come up short and even lost a first Round KOTR match to Luger, a man he once squashed on PPV.
- Jake has kidnapped each of these men and trapped them in the chamber. At the end of the match the losers will be thrown back into their pods and gassed to death. There are armed terrorists in Jigsaw masks surround the ring and audience. This shit has gotten out of hand. He's offering them a "second chance" at their careers and lives he says. The winner will presumably get some kind of opportunity...whether they like it or not. This was the storyline that broke Vince into selling the company.
- The wrestlers refuse to have a match. Jake says fuck em all and pulls the switch the pods are gassed and the two starting wrestlers, Tatanka and British Bulldog, are shot dead. The gas clears and Ambrose is alive with a gas mask on. He fights the guards off and Jake flees.
SURVIVOR: DEAN AMBROSE
New Hardcore Title Falls Count Anywhere
Jeff Hardy vs Vader vs Kassius Ohno
- Vader cheated Jeff with a count out at KOTR. Jeff interfered and screwed Vader out of the KOTR. Jeff finally got his Euro rematch and Vader smashed the title and beat both guys with a chair.
- Vince said all gimmick matches will take place for this belt only in an effort to clean up the promotion. This was his last act as owner.
- Vader destroys Hardy and Ohno to win the new Hardcore Championship.
WINNER AND NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION VADER
US Title Match
Sting vs Aliester Black
- Aleister won the KOTR by beating Vader and took the 100k and earned a US Title shot.
- Sting has held this belt since 2KW started.
- As Aleister is entering he hands the 100k briefcase to Roman Reigns, Stings hired gun, and Roman leaves. Sting looks shocked.
- At the 20 Minute mark the match is surprisingly back and forth. Black has Sting dead to rights. Goldberg comes out of nowhere and Spears Sting with what looks like a very light spear. Aliester pushes him cause he just lost the match by DQ and Goldberg Jackhammers him.
WINNER AND STILL US CHAMP BY DQ: STING
Tag Team Title Match
The Usos vs DX
- The Usos raped Stephanie. Hit Kane with a car and took him out. Then they beat Taker and HHH to keep the belts.
- Undertaker beat their father Rikishi on NXT to get him out of the equation. Leaving the show The Usos crashed a car into his motorcycle and drug him to a nearby graveyard and buried him alive!
- HHH has had enough of this shit and challenged them to a tag Team Title Match. He said he didn't need a partner. HBK comes from the crowd and super kicks both of them. DX is back!
- The match falls apart rather quick. The Usos are getting beat when Stephanie comes out crying. HHH is distracted and gets rolled up.
- Stephanie grabs a mic: “Hunter I have to tell you something I can’t let this go on...I’m pregnant!”
- HHH looks towards the fleeing Usos and kicks the bottom ropes flipping out. HBK stands aside rubbing the back of his neck.
- Stephanie: “Its not them Hunter. I think it’s time...Shawn we have to tell him.
- HHH looks at HBK with a death stare. HBK is mouthing that he’s sorry. Stephanie gets in-between them to stop HHH from killing HBK. HBK slides out of the ring and looks in.
- HHH kicks Stephanie in the stomach and hits a pedigree! HBK runs through the crowd as HHH grabs the sledgehammer. Shane and Vince run down as HHH smacks her in the belly with a sledgehammer! Blood squirts out of her vagina and she is convulsing in shock! HHH hits Shane with the hammer and clocks Vince in the side of the head with it. As the police rush the ring he also runs through the crowd.
World Title Match
DDP vs Sting
- DDP got the pin in the Tag Team Match and got to pick his opponent. He choose Sting saying after Black takes the US belt he wants this to be a night of true comeuppance for this cancer.
- The match starts with a stare down. US Champ vs World Champ. Sting is finally going to get his!
- Sting pokes DDP in the chest and he takes a big bump. The audience immediately throws garbage into the ring. Sting put one finger on his chest and the ref shakes his head as he’s forced to count. 1..2...3!
- Sting and DDP hug. Sting is handed the World fucking title. Suddenly the music hits and we see Goldberg walk from the backstage into the ring. He gets in and stares the two of them down. Bret Hart is here for backup! Bret and Goldberg stand side by side.
- GOLDBERG WITH A SPEAR ON BRET! NO NO NO NO
- Bam Bam rushes the ring and gets a Diamond Cutter!!!!
- Sting grabs the mic: We’re taking over!!!!!!
- They all put on WCW shirts and laugh. Stings spray paints the world title, Bret Hart, and Bam Bam Bigelow. Show goes off the air with Sting holding both belts
