Post by wifebeater on Jan 18, 2022 13:40:24 GMT -5
Nathan Doe: Nathan Doe here! Welcome to RMW Nuke Games. This match is a long time coming and been through a lot of names. I’d like to introduce my broadcast partner, Tommy Victor!
Tommy Victor: Pleasure to be here Nathan. It’s a been a long time since we’ve been in the booth together.
Nathan Doe: Indeed that is true. Tonight are a lot of long time comings. Scotty Payne will get his hands on Blue Bomber for killing his brother, Sweet J will face the “Purple People Eater” Jammal Jones over racial turmoil, Thrillbilly and Commontator are in the mix with the White Demon and Orange Crush.
Tommy Victor: That’s a lot to keep track of.
Nathan Doe: We’re gonna try our best tonight.
Tommy Victor: Well, let me try to keep the rules clear here: this giant stack of cages here is the Nuke Games. We have four cages stacked on each other. 3 toxic green colored cages with the top one red.
Nathan Doe: So we have a quadruple cage?
Tommy Victor: Yep, a whole tower of cages. 4 cages. The bottom cage will start with Common Tator & Thrillbilly vs White Demon & Orange Crush. Second cage Sweet J vs Jammall Jones. Third cage Scotty Payne vs Blue Bomber.
Nathan Doe: Fourth cage?
Tommy Victor: Empty. When you win the match in your starting green cage, you are allowed to leave the door and climb the ladder outside that door to get to the red top cage. The final cage.
Nathan Doe: This is kind of confusing, Tommy.
Tommy Victor: Well the winners of each cage are allowed to head up to the top red cage. There are a lot of different ways this could play out, but once all the winners are up there the Nuke Beyond begins. In the Nuke Beyond, the only way to win is by submission or quitting.
Nathan Doe: What if it’s all one team up in the top cage?
Tommy Victor: If one team sweeps they can pick one member of the other team to have in the red cage alone.
Nathan Doe: So they can finish him off? That’d be quite a 4 on 1 man advantage.
Tommy Victor: Indeed. This is going to be wild.
Nathan Doe: Seems like each caged is filled with weapons too. I’m seeing literal kitchen sinks, garden shears, whips, chains, steel chairs, tables, tennis rackets, a computer monitor..
Tommy Victor: Ok we get it Nathan! The variety of weapons is truly outstanding! Did I mention all these matches are happening simultaneously?
Nathan Doe: How are we supposed to keep track of all this?
Tommy Victor: I might hang back and just let the chaos speak for itself.
There are lights rigged around the structure to light it up. The arena is kept dim and this crazy giant cage is the focus that all eyes divert too. It’s a towering structure.
Nathan Doe: Wow they put a ton of money into this. I’m surprised.
Tommy Victor: Depending on the gate this could set us back far in the red.
As the lights come on we see all the wrestlers are already in the cage. The top cage Scotty Payne realizes Blue Bomber is in there already and goes to the corner. The other two cages begin brawling with each other.
Tommy Victor: Off to the races already!
Scotty Payne is fishing for something in his pocket as Blue Bomber closes the gap and begins throwing huge blows. Scotty takes two clubbing shots and crumples into the corner of the cage. Blue Bomber runs laps around the little cage pumping his fists and shaking in a seizure like manner.
Nathan Doe: I’m nervous about the chain link floor of this cage. This is RMW where anything can happen, and its likely those cages are going to give with any more movement than that.
Tommy Victor: What the fuck!?
Nathan Doe: What?!
Tommy Victor: Look!
Scotty gets back into his feet with a gun in his hand. The audience gasps and then cheers loudly like a bunch of wild animals. Bomber stops to see what the commotion is and BANG a shot to the right side of his chest! Bomber stumbles back into the cage wall. Scotty, tears in his eyes, charges him.
Nathan Doe: Holy fuck he shot him!
Scotty spears Bomber into the cage and the whole thing sways. It’s not very stable at all. The lights rigged all up and down the cage begin sparking. Scotty falls to the cage floor after hitting that mass, jumps back up, and charges again. This time the cage breaks.
Tommy Victor: OH MY GGAAAAAAWWWDDD
The cage indeed doesn’t hold as Scotty spears Blue Bomber through the wall. It breaks open as sparks explode out of the side. The two men fall 35 feet from the second to top cage of this structure down to the concrete below. Paradmeics and police rush the side of the ring as the whole cage structure begins exploding with elecriticty running through it.
Nathan Doe: The floors of every part of this even the bottom one are fucking metal link cages! Oh god!
Jammall Jones, Sweet J, Common Tator, White Demon, Thrillbilly, and Orange Crush collapse to the floor just trapped in a giant electric chair that’s send volts and volts and volts of electricity through them. The bell starts ringing maniacally as the fans rush out the door. The cage is swaying real far to the right like its going to topple over.
Tommy Victor: Stop ringing the fucking bell! It’s not going to stop the electricity! For fucks sake lets get out of here!
The cage topples to the right side as the lights go out in the building. All can be heard is a giant crash and screams. The PPV feed cuts to static and a please stand by screen comes up on the TV.
Tommy Victor: Pleasure to be here Nathan. It’s a been a long time since we’ve been in the booth together.
Nathan Doe: Indeed that is true. Tonight are a lot of long time comings. Scotty Payne will get his hands on Blue Bomber for killing his brother, Sweet J will face the “Purple People Eater” Jammal Jones over racial turmoil, Thrillbilly and Commontator are in the mix with the White Demon and Orange Crush.
Tommy Victor: That’s a lot to keep track of.
Nathan Doe: We’re gonna try our best tonight.
Tommy Victor: Well, let me try to keep the rules clear here: this giant stack of cages here is the Nuke Games. We have four cages stacked on each other. 3 toxic green colored cages with the top one red.
Nathan Doe: So we have a quadruple cage?
Tommy Victor: Yep, a whole tower of cages. 4 cages. The bottom cage will start with Common Tator & Thrillbilly vs White Demon & Orange Crush. Second cage Sweet J vs Jammall Jones. Third cage Scotty Payne vs Blue Bomber.
Nathan Doe: Fourth cage?
Tommy Victor: Empty. When you win the match in your starting green cage, you are allowed to leave the door and climb the ladder outside that door to get to the red top cage. The final cage.
Nathan Doe: This is kind of confusing, Tommy.
Tommy Victor: Well the winners of each cage are allowed to head up to the top red cage. There are a lot of different ways this could play out, but once all the winners are up there the Nuke Beyond begins. In the Nuke Beyond, the only way to win is by submission or quitting.
Nathan Doe: What if it’s all one team up in the top cage?
Tommy Victor: If one team sweeps they can pick one member of the other team to have in the red cage alone.
Nathan Doe: So they can finish him off? That’d be quite a 4 on 1 man advantage.
Tommy Victor: Indeed. This is going to be wild.
Nathan Doe: Seems like each caged is filled with weapons too. I’m seeing literal kitchen sinks, garden shears, whips, chains, steel chairs, tables, tennis rackets, a computer monitor..
Tommy Victor: Ok we get it Nathan! The variety of weapons is truly outstanding! Did I mention all these matches are happening simultaneously?
Nathan Doe: How are we supposed to keep track of all this?
Tommy Victor: I might hang back and just let the chaos speak for itself.
There are lights rigged around the structure to light it up. The arena is kept dim and this crazy giant cage is the focus that all eyes divert too. It’s a towering structure.
Nathan Doe: Wow they put a ton of money into this. I’m surprised.
Tommy Victor: Depending on the gate this could set us back far in the red.
As the lights come on we see all the wrestlers are already in the cage. The top cage Scotty Payne realizes Blue Bomber is in there already and goes to the corner. The other two cages begin brawling with each other.
Tommy Victor: Off to the races already!
Scotty Payne is fishing for something in his pocket as Blue Bomber closes the gap and begins throwing huge blows. Scotty takes two clubbing shots and crumples into the corner of the cage. Blue Bomber runs laps around the little cage pumping his fists and shaking in a seizure like manner.
Nathan Doe: I’m nervous about the chain link floor of this cage. This is RMW where anything can happen, and its likely those cages are going to give with any more movement than that.
Tommy Victor: What the fuck!?
Nathan Doe: What?!
Tommy Victor: Look!
Scotty gets back into his feet with a gun in his hand. The audience gasps and then cheers loudly like a bunch of wild animals. Bomber stops to see what the commotion is and BANG a shot to the right side of his chest! Bomber stumbles back into the cage wall. Scotty, tears in his eyes, charges him.
Nathan Doe: Holy fuck he shot him!
Scotty spears Bomber into the cage and the whole thing sways. It’s not very stable at all. The lights rigged all up and down the cage begin sparking. Scotty falls to the cage floor after hitting that mass, jumps back up, and charges again. This time the cage breaks.
Tommy Victor: OH MY GGAAAAAAWWWDDD
The cage indeed doesn’t hold as Scotty spears Blue Bomber through the wall. It breaks open as sparks explode out of the side. The two men fall 35 feet from the second to top cage of this structure down to the concrete below. Paradmeics and police rush the side of the ring as the whole cage structure begins exploding with elecriticty running through it.
Nathan Doe: The floors of every part of this even the bottom one are fucking metal link cages! Oh god!
Jammall Jones, Sweet J, Common Tator, White Demon, Thrillbilly, and Orange Crush collapse to the floor just trapped in a giant electric chair that’s send volts and volts and volts of electricity through them. The bell starts ringing maniacally as the fans rush out the door. The cage is swaying real far to the right like its going to topple over.
Tommy Victor: Stop ringing the fucking bell! It’s not going to stop the electricity! For fucks sake lets get out of here!
The cage topples to the right side as the lights go out in the building. All can be heard is a giant crash and screams. The PPV feed cuts to static and a please stand by screen comes up on the TV.
