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FUCK!
May 26, 2008 8:34:57 GMT -5
Post by wifebeater on May 26, 2008 8:34:57 GMT -5
Wifebeater is sobering up on the bar stool. He realizes he made a dumbass decision.
Wifebeater: What the fuck am I gonna do, bartender? If I win the match after Nuke Net I can wrestle, but can't be commish, and if I lose I can't wrestle, but can be commish. Why would I fuck myself over like that?
Bartender: You're a drunk fucking idiot. Now leave me alone.
Wifebeater puts his head down on the bar and pounds his fist.
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FUCK!
May 26, 2008 18:16:14 GMT -5
Post by bartender on May 26, 2008 18:16:14 GMT -5
You come in here everyday and drink and complain.
I'm sick of this shit! Your tab is ridiculous! $58,354.32 that I'll never see!
You have had enough I'm cutting you off.
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FUCK!
May 26, 2008 18:39:15 GMT -5
Post by wifebeater on May 26, 2008 18:39:15 GMT -5
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FUCK!
May 26, 2008 18:43:29 GMT -5
Post by wifebeater on May 26, 2008 18:43:29 GMT -5
Wifebeater comes back in carrying two suits.
Wifebeater: Hey, here's a fucking suit!
WB throws it at the bartender. He looks at the suit for a second.
Bartender: This is a 12 dollar suit you fucking idiot! Get the hell out of here!
The bartender throws the suit at him. Wifebeater jumps over the bar and beats the guy up with a beer bottle. He then smashes the bottle and trys to stab him with his newly made nigger knife, but the bartender escapes in his secret hatch. Wifebeater grabs a bunch of beer and runs out before the cops get there.
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