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Post by wifebeater on Jul 28, 2008 3:35:29 GMT -5
Mysterious X walks up to the podium.
MX: After the recent liquidating of Burning Spirit Wrestling and Pro Wrestling Uncensored, we have bought out the contracts of some wrestlers and signed others to new deals. The following talent has been contracted to wrestle:
Mike Murder: The son of Mark Murder. A fine young wrestler who is just beginning his career in pro wrestling.
Kevin Klash: A cutting edge superster who is just cutting his teeth into the ranks of professional wrestling.
We also would like to note the hiring of a new commissioner, Mr. Jammall Jones. After the recent antics of our former commissioner, Wifebeater, we had no choice but to replace him in that position by a fine veteran in the entertainment business. Wifebeater is still contracted to wrestle if he chooses to do so. We are willing to buy him out to get rid of him, but he owns substantial stock in the company so that probably won't happen.
This is just the beginning. We will be acquiring new talent as negotiations continue between the parties. Until then stay tuned.
X walks away from the stage.
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