Post by wifebeater on Oct 11, 2008 0:17:19 GMT -5
The show begins with a video package of RMW action in the past. It's set to some generic rock that is produced by RMW. The package ends and we come to Kirk Sandler, who is standing in the middle of the ring.
Kirk Sandler: Hello RMW fans, and welcome to Nuke Net 2008! I have been promoted to Ring Announcer for this event!
The fans boo Kirk.
Kirk Sandler: Thank you for the warm reception! Tonight you are going to see the best wrestling show that you've ever dreamed of! There is going to be barbed wire, steel cages, light tubes, and tons of steel chairs! Let's kick this off!
Kirk Sandler: The following contest is an Extreme X match for the vacant Tag Team Titles! The only way to win this match is to grab both of the tag team titles hanging from the middle of the ropes you see overhead the ring. Also hanging from the ropes are various weapons!
Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix blasts through the arena, and The Militia comes from behind the curtain.
Kirk Sandler: Now making their way to the ring..Arsenal & Barracks, The Militia!!!
They don't cue to the music or anything. They just walk coldy down to the ring.
Some kind of myserious generic Indian music plays, and a bunch of smoke fills out from behind the curtain. Apparently Jammal Jones has ordered a bunch of wrestlers to smoke menthols from behind the curtain.
Kirk Sandler: Entering the arena at this time...Hannibal, Genocide..The Refugees!
Both wrestlers come from under the ring, and jump onto two of the turnbuckles. The Militia turn around and get dropkicked!
Kirk Sandler: Wait, this match hasn't even started!!!
The Refugees jump up and grab steel chairs hanging from the ropes. They now beat down The Militia with them. Admist all of this chaos, Raise the Roof by Public Enemy hits and garbage cans comes flying into the ring from the crowd. One of the garbage cans hits Hannibal and he falls outside of the ring. Genocide contiues to crack Barracks with the chair, and Arsenal stands up. He big boots the chair into Genocide's face and he falls to the mat. From out of the crowd Jz & 2-Dope jump The Militia with baseball bats!
The music cuts and the bell rings! This match has officially started! Jz & 2-Dope continue to beat down The Militia. Genocide gets up from the mat and low blows Jz! 2-Dope gets pissed and grabs the smaller wrestler by the head, but before he can do anything he gets dropkicked from behind by Hannibal!
Hannibal and Genocide now run up the turnbuckles and jump onto the ropes overhead. They are going to try and end this one early. Genocide is climbing along, but Barracks reaches up and pulls him down. Both wrestlers fall to the mat, Genocide cause he just fell from the ropes, and Barracks because he has been beaten down severly. Hannibal now reaches the middle of the ropes and starts trying to unhook the titles, but all of a sudden a steel chair flys from the ring and hits him, knocking him off. Jz threw it.
Jz now helps 2-Dope to his feet and they both make the climb to the ropes. Neither of the other teams are getting up. Both wrestlers are half-way towards the middle of the ropes and all of the sudden the ropes snap! Both wrestlers fall and all of the weapons, inlcluding more steel chairs, barbed wire coils, and sledgehammers fall onto all of the wrestlers in the ring! None of the teams are moving!
Kirk Sandler grabs a mic from ringside.
Kirk Sandler: What the HELL just happened! I thought you guys had these ropes secured tight?! You KNEW that Kriss Kross was fat! What the fuck!
EMTs, referees, and staff members rush out to the ring to help dig up all of the wrestlers from the grave of weapons. All of a sudden Milquetoast by Helmet explodes and "Cutting Edge" Kevin Klash rushes down the ramp with a microphone.
Kevin Klash: Well, if none of these guys want the titles, I guess I'll take em!
He climbs into the ring and steps over the weapons and bodies lying around. He digs up the titles from the mass grave and holds them in the air. Straight Outta Compton by N.W.A hits over the PA system. Jammall Jones comes out on the stage.
Jammall Jones: Nah, that shit aint happenin nigga! Just cause you grabbed the titles dont mean you shit, nig! You werent in the match. I undastand that some shit happened to those guys you stand above in da ring, but there aint shit we can do bout that! Those guys are hurt, yo, but you aint just takin the titles.
Kevin talks into the mic.
Kevin Klash: Says who? You? AHAHAHAHA
Kevin chuckles loudly.
Kevin Klash: You aren't nothing but ghetto trash who thinks he got some class! You aren't taking these titles from me, they're mine now!
Jammall Jones: You betta watch yo fuckin mouth there boy.
Kevin puts the mic to his mouth, but Jammall cuts him off.
Jammall Jones: Nah motherfucker, I wasnt fuckin done yet! You see, those niggas are all fucked up, but I aint and you aint..so, as the commishioner, I think dis shit should be setteled in the middle of the ring. You want da tag titles? You gonna have to fight me for em, cause I want em too. So, at RMW:Domestic Violence Tour, it's gonna be me vs. you for the tag title belts. If I win I get to do whatever I want with em, and if you win then you can find a fuckin partner and keep them. Check that shit nigga, I'm out.
Straight Outta Compton hits and Jammall Jones walks to the back. Kevin Klash looks visibly pissed. He climbs out of the ring and throws the titles to the mat.
*A video package runs of the Scotty Payne/Tank feud. It goes on for a long time and there is some stalling on the broadcast as the staff cleans the rings up and all the tag teams are stretchered out of the arena*
The camera shows the ring and the glass tables sitting on the outside, a small burlap bag is sitting atop each with the words thumbtacks printed on them.
Jacob Carter: This match should be great, some fans calling it "The Battle of The Brainbusters"
Jerry David: Even though neither of them have brains. You would have to be brainless to work here.
Jacob Carter: You work here.
Send The Pain Below by Chevelle plays and Scotty makes his way to the ring, the crowd is pumped up from the last match and boos like mad at Scotty. As he gets in the ring several cups of beer hit him in the head.
Jacob Carter: Our fans clearly don't like him.
Sinner by Drowning Pool plays and the crowd explodes in cheers as Tank walks out onto the ramp, he puts his arms in the air and pyro blasts all around him and he continues to the ring stopping at the tables, he smiles and continues into the ring. He stands in the corner.
Jerry Davis: But they absolutely love this guy.
Keith Wilson: This match is a Glass Table Barbed Wire Ropes match for the Red Money Wrestling Television Championship. The only way to win this match is by putting your opponent through a glass table. Introducing first from the Keystone State Scotty Payne! And from The Empire State of the South Tank!
The referee raises the TV title above his head and shows it to both men, he then hands it to the ring announcer and he takes it to the time keeper.
The bell rings and Tank charges at Payne with a clothesline but Payne ducks it and ax smashes Tank in the back, Tank stumbles forward and hits the turnbuckles.
Jacob Carter: He predicted that one no doubt.
Payne quickly grabs tanks head and begins slamming his face into the turnbuckle 1..2..3..4..5..
Jerry David: He's making him even uglier!
Tank reverses by hitting Scotty with an elbow to the face. Scotty backs away holding his face and Tank quickly begins throwing punches and the two are now trading blows.
Jerry David: Now this is what the people paid to see.
Tank gains the upper hand and shoves Scotty into the ropes, Scotty falls in pain and blood begins running down his back.
Jacob Carter: He just got flesh ripped from his back.
Jerry David: And I hope it happens again!
Scotty roles out of the ring and grabs a kendo stick, as he goes to get back into the ring he gets hit with a baseball slide.
Jacob Carter: There goes his teeth.
Jerry David: I hope he had dental.
Tank exits the ring and begins punching Scotty but Scotty reverses with a low blow and then a shot from the kendo stick, Tank hits the ground and Scotty roles in the ring and starts taunting the crowd.
Jacob Carter: The audience hates him.
Tank starts grabbing all of the bags of thumbtacks and throwing them into the ring, the ring is now covered with thumbtacks.
Jacob Carter: The ring is filled with thumbtacks!
Jerry David: I can't wait to see this carnage!
Tank gets up onto the apron and Scotty runs at him with the kendo stick and swings but Tank sidesteps and grabs Scotty's head and drops to the floor forcing his neck across the barbed wire.
Jerry David: He almost decapitated him!
Scotty hits the ground holding his neck and screaming, as he rolls around his back is filled with tacks. Tank smiles and rolls into the ring, he then begins stomping Scotty.
Jacob Carter: He's just pushing those tacks in further!
Scotty then grabs Tanks leg and pulls him to the ground on the tacks. Scotty then hops up to his feet.
Scotty isn't standing long before Tank is back to his feet and coming at him. Scotty quickly grabs and whips Tank into the turnbuckle. He then runs and hits him with a corner splash.
Jerry David: That's gotta hurt.
Scotty grabs Tanks head and racks his face across the barbed wire.
Jacob Carter: He could have blinded him!
Scotty then picks Tank up by his neck and looks him in the face and spits. Scotty the pulls Tank up for The Payne Below but before he can nail it Tank falls behind him and executes The Creeping Death!
Jacob Carter: He hit The Creeping Death!
Jerry David: So what, it's a tables match.
Both men lay in the ring which is now covered with blood. Tank rolls to the outside of the ring and grabs a television from the announcers table. He rolls back into the ring and lays the tv in the center of the ring.
Jerry David: He took my T.V.!
Tank picks up Scotty and lifts him for The Creeping Death he stalls and taunts and then slams Scottys head through the tv.
Jacob Carter: He killed him!
Tank then drags Scotty and sets him up onto the turnbuckle. Tank climbs up and taunts to the crowd while pointing to the glass table on the outside.
Jacob Carter: It looks like he has this match in the bag.
Just before Tank throws Scotty to the outside the Anarchist hits Tank with a chair.
Jacob Carter: Where did he come from!
Tank stumbles and the Anarchist hits him again, this time Tank falls off the turnbuckle and through the table on the outside.
Jacob Carter: Someone call the EMTs!
Jerry David: Serves him right for taunting.
The bell rings and The Pain Below by Chevelle plays as Scotty is helped up the ramp by The Anarchist.
Jacob Carter: They stole that victory from Tank!
Jerry David: A victory is a victory.
The camera zooms on Tank, who is surrounded by EMTs, as he sits up, he spits out blood and glass and the EMT's begin loading him onto a stretcher.
Kirk Sandler picks up the microphone.
Kirk Sandler: All right fans, I know we haven't had a clean finish thus far, but this next match is going to tear the roof off of the house...it's time for Nuke Net!
Mysterious X vs. Money Man vs. Black Tyger vs. Legend vs. Wifebeater vs. Macen Clark
The big cage begins to lower and some ominous music begins to play.
Kirk Sandler: It's A 25 by 15ft steel cage with 10 by 17ft cage on top of that and the 15 by 9ft dome that is lined with barbed wire on top of the second cage. There are no ropes. Tons of weapons are strewn about inside such as: tables, chairs, sledgehammers, ladders, kendo sticks. Everything and anything goes. Bring your own weapon if you want. The only way to win the match is to be the last man standing. You can be eliminated by Pinfall or Submission. Now bring out the contests!
Here comes the Money plays. He is wearing assless blue chaps with bright pink trunks, and a blue vest. There are white money symbols all over it.
Kirk Sandler: From Detroit Michigan...Money Man!
Headstrong by Trapt hits. Macen Clark comes to the ring wearing MMA looking attire.
Kirk Sandler: From Leechburg, Pennslyvania...Macen Clark!
"Out of my Way" by Seether plays. Black Tyger comes out to the ring looking pissed. He was betrayed by Legend and Mysterious X at the last show. He wants the vacant title bad.
Kirk Sandler: From the Jungles of Cameron, North Carolina....Black Tyger!
Smack My Bitch Up by Prodigy plays and Wifebeater staggers out onto the stage. He has a cane wrapped in barbed wire with him, and a beer can in his right hand. He chugs a can of beer, pulls another one out, and throws it to the audience. A loud scream is heard and EMTs rush to a woman in the audience who is bleeding profusely. Wifebeater laughs and walks into the cage.
Kirk Sandler: From The Bar...Wifebeater!
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly plays and Mysterious-X walks out from behind the curtain with a briefcase in hand. Legend is walking beside him, but he looks a little bit more buff than usual. He must have been exercising for this bout. They both enter the cage.
Kirk Sandler: From Montana & New York, New York...
Kirk Sandler is caned in the side of the head by Wifebeater and he rolls out of the ring unconcious. The staff on the outside drag him through the door and they lock it shut. The bell rings and Wifebeater turns around and swings at Mysterious-X & Legend. X moves Legend in front of him and he takes the cane shot, but Legend doesn't go down! He just stands there looking pissed through the mask. X pops up from behind his human shield and sprays Wifebeater with mace! Wifebeater falls to the mat clutching his eyes.
Black Tyger rushes and tackles Mysterious X! He's punching him repeadetdly in the face. Legend just turns his head away and begins stomping Wifebeater On the other side of the ring Macen Clark has taken Money Man down by the legs and has him in a mount position. He moves into an armbar and locks it in hard. Money Man has tears running down his eyes and he taps out a minute into the match! Macen Clark unlocks the armbar, picks him up, and tosses him over the ropes near the cage door. The staff unlock the cage and drag him out.
MONEY MAN ELIMINATED!!
Macen Clark now grabs some nunchucks hanging from the side of the cage and he starts swinging them around like a martial artist. Legend picks up Wifebeater and tosses him out of the ring. He now stares down Macen Clark. Clark swings the nunchucks at Legend, who catches his arm and grabs him by the neck.....chokeslam!!!! Legend goes over to the corner of the ring and grabs the table that was propped up in the corner. He sets it up in the middle of the ring. Macen Clark recovers and grabs the leg of Legend and takes him down to the mat. Macen now works over a leg lock on Legend.
Mysterious-X has battled to a vertical position and him and Black Tyger are exchanging blows. X pokes Tyger in the eyes and picks up the mace from the mat. All of the sudden Wifebeater comes off the turnbuckle with a steel chair to the back of X's head. When jumping he accidently nips Tyger with the chair as well. X falls to the mat and Wifebeater pins him.
1..2..
Tyger grabs Wifebeater and pulls him off of X. He now screams at him, but Wifebeater doesn't realize he accidently hit him. Wifbeater gets in Tygers face and they start exchanging blows! X rolls out of the ring to recover from the chair shot. Tyger ducks a punch from Wifebeater and overhead suplexs him! Tyger now grabs an Indiana Jones like whip and smacks the mat. Wifebeater has an o-shit look on his face, and Tyger cracks the whip against his back a few times! Wifebeater rolls outside of the ring and looks up at Tyger like "what the fuck, man?" From behind X cracks Tyger over the head with a sledge hammer! Tyger crumbles to the mat and X pins him.
1...2...3!!!
BLACK TYGER ELIMINATED!!
X rolls Tyger out of the ring so that the staff can get him out of the cage. X immediately after that kicks Macen Clark in the face and breaks up the hold he's had Legend in for a couple of minutes. Macen gets to his feet and trys to take X down, but he DDTs him! So much for that MMA shit! Legend now motions towards X to give Clark to him. X is confused, but he picks Macen Clark up off of the mat and throws him to Legend, who chokeslams Macen through the table! X puts his foot on Macen's chest.
1...2...3!!!
MACEN CLARK ELIMINATED!!
X, Legend, and Wifebeater are the only three left in the cage! Wifebeater is in the ring with a ladder, and he swinging it around like Terry Funk and knocks the two of them down. He climbs to the up the ladder to second cage to escape them. Wifebeater grabs a steel pipe in the second cage and yells for them to bring it on. Legend grabs another table from the corner opposite of where the last table was, and he sets it up under the ladder. He motions towards Wifebeater and then at the table. Wifebeater grabs his croutch back at him. X looks pissed.
X now tells Legend to climb the ladder, but Legend just looks at him. X pushes Legend aside and climbs the ladder himself. He gets about halfway up the ladder when Legend grabs him and powerbombs him off of the ladder through the table!!! Legend puts his hand over X's chest.
1...2...3!!!
MYSTERIOUS-X ELIMINATED
Legend and Wifebeater remain! Wifebeater is still in the second cage and he doesn't know what to do. Legend just double crossed X and he looks pissed! Legend starts to climb the ladder, and Wifebeater jumps through the hole in the second cage and knocks Legend off of the ladder! Both of them crash to the mat in a horrifying way. Wifebeater hit the ladder with his knees before hitting Legend, and he's hurt. Legend fell onto X and the table scraps. He is bleeding from a tear in the back of his sweatshirt.
Wifebeater squirms trying to get up from the mat, and Legend is up fairly quickly. Wifebeater looks over and Legend picks up the steel chair from the mat and cracks him over the back of the head. Legend then hits him over the back over and over again!!! Wifebeater is now laying in a pool of blood!
Legend looks around the arena and raises his arm to signal for a chokeslam, but from behind X hits Legend with the sledgehammer! Legend takes the hit in the small of the back, but he quickly turns around, grabs the hammer, and tosses it at the cage where it falls to the outside. X looks shocked.
All the sudden a Generic Rock Track hits over the arena and Legend comes wobbling from the back behind the curtain! Who's the guy in the ring! X backs into the corner and looks like he has shit his pants. The guy posing as Legend pulls his mask off and he has a Gas mask underneath! What the hell? Legend is holding a microphone on the ramp.
Legend: I spit on you X! You have treated me like dirt, but now it's time for Legend to run the ship! Doc Martin, chokeslam him to HELL!!
Doc Martin, the guy who was posing as Legend, grabs X by the neck and picks him up into the air. He holds X up and walks around the ring taunting his demise. Wifebeater grabs his cane and comes up off the mat with a hit to Doc Martin's nuts! Did Wifebeater just save X?
Legend runs down to the cage and trys to bust the door open. In the ring Doc Martin stumbles back holding his croutch. Wifebeater hits him over the head with the cane again! Doc Martin is leaning against the ropes now. Wifebeater reaches back to swing again, but X hits Wifebeater with the chair! What the hell? Doc Martin reaches over and throws the chair out of X's hand, and he grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him THROUGH THE FUCKING RING!!!!
X hates Wifebeater so much that he'd rather get chokeslammed to hell than see Wifebeater win the title! What a fool! Legend now busts the cage door open and grabs a table from under the ring and slides it in. Doc Martin stops Wifebeater's head with his boots and blood just flys everywhere. Legend sets up the table, and then grabs a bag from in the corner of the ring...it has thumbtacks in it! He pours them over the table, and then reaches into his pants for lighter fluid! NO! Legend dumps all of the fluid onto the table and then strikes a lighter. Doc Martin nods his head yes, and Legend lets go of the lighter, and the table englufs in flames!
Doc Martin picks Wifebeater up by the neck, holsters him in the air, and CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE FLAMING THUMBTACK TABLE!!! IT'S OVER!!
1...2...3!!!
WIFEBEATER ELIMINATED! HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW RMW WORLD CHAMPION, DOC MARTIN!!!
The audience boos louder than anyone has ever booed before. Legend has hired one of the most powerful, devestating, and inhumane people on the face of the planet! Legend picks up the title from the staff member on the outside and drapes it over Doc Martin's shoulder. The audience starts to throw trash at the cage, but Nuke Net acts a shield to Doc Martin and Legend who stand tall at the end of the night. The cameras fade out, and the new era of RMW has just begun.
Kirk Sandler: Hello RMW fans, and welcome to Nuke Net 2008! I have been promoted to Ring Announcer for this event!
The fans boo Kirk.
Kirk Sandler: Thank you for the warm reception! Tonight you are going to see the best wrestling show that you've ever dreamed of! There is going to be barbed wire, steel cages, light tubes, and tons of steel chairs! Let's kick this off!
Kirk Sandler: The following contest is an Extreme X match for the vacant Tag Team Titles! The only way to win this match is to grab both of the tag team titles hanging from the middle of the ropes you see overhead the ring. Also hanging from the ropes are various weapons!
Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix blasts through the arena, and The Militia comes from behind the curtain.
Kirk Sandler: Now making their way to the ring..Arsenal & Barracks, The Militia!!!
They don't cue to the music or anything. They just walk coldy down to the ring.
Some kind of myserious generic Indian music plays, and a bunch of smoke fills out from behind the curtain. Apparently Jammal Jones has ordered a bunch of wrestlers to smoke menthols from behind the curtain.
Kirk Sandler: Entering the arena at this time...Hannibal, Genocide..The Refugees!
Both wrestlers come from under the ring, and jump onto two of the turnbuckles. The Militia turn around and get dropkicked!
Kirk Sandler: Wait, this match hasn't even started!!!
The Refugees jump up and grab steel chairs hanging from the ropes. They now beat down The Militia with them. Admist all of this chaos, Raise the Roof by Public Enemy hits and garbage cans comes flying into the ring from the crowd. One of the garbage cans hits Hannibal and he falls outside of the ring. Genocide contiues to crack Barracks with the chair, and Arsenal stands up. He big boots the chair into Genocide's face and he falls to the mat. From out of the crowd Jz & 2-Dope jump The Militia with baseball bats!
The music cuts and the bell rings! This match has officially started! Jz & 2-Dope continue to beat down The Militia. Genocide gets up from the mat and low blows Jz! 2-Dope gets pissed and grabs the smaller wrestler by the head, but before he can do anything he gets dropkicked from behind by Hannibal!
Hannibal and Genocide now run up the turnbuckles and jump onto the ropes overhead. They are going to try and end this one early. Genocide is climbing along, but Barracks reaches up and pulls him down. Both wrestlers fall to the mat, Genocide cause he just fell from the ropes, and Barracks because he has been beaten down severly. Hannibal now reaches the middle of the ropes and starts trying to unhook the titles, but all of a sudden a steel chair flys from the ring and hits him, knocking him off. Jz threw it.
Jz now helps 2-Dope to his feet and they both make the climb to the ropes. Neither of the other teams are getting up. Both wrestlers are half-way towards the middle of the ropes and all of the sudden the ropes snap! Both wrestlers fall and all of the weapons, inlcluding more steel chairs, barbed wire coils, and sledgehammers fall onto all of the wrestlers in the ring! None of the teams are moving!
Kirk Sandler grabs a mic from ringside.
Kirk Sandler: What the HELL just happened! I thought you guys had these ropes secured tight?! You KNEW that Kriss Kross was fat! What the fuck!
EMTs, referees, and staff members rush out to the ring to help dig up all of the wrestlers from the grave of weapons. All of a sudden Milquetoast by Helmet explodes and "Cutting Edge" Kevin Klash rushes down the ramp with a microphone.
Kevin Klash: Well, if none of these guys want the titles, I guess I'll take em!
He climbs into the ring and steps over the weapons and bodies lying around. He digs up the titles from the mass grave and holds them in the air. Straight Outta Compton by N.W.A hits over the PA system. Jammall Jones comes out on the stage.
Jammall Jones: Nah, that shit aint happenin nigga! Just cause you grabbed the titles dont mean you shit, nig! You werent in the match. I undastand that some shit happened to those guys you stand above in da ring, but there aint shit we can do bout that! Those guys are hurt, yo, but you aint just takin the titles.
Kevin talks into the mic.
Kevin Klash: Says who? You? AHAHAHAHA
Kevin chuckles loudly.
Kevin Klash: You aren't nothing but ghetto trash who thinks he got some class! You aren't taking these titles from me, they're mine now!
Jammall Jones: You betta watch yo fuckin mouth there boy.
Kevin puts the mic to his mouth, but Jammall cuts him off.
Jammall Jones: Nah motherfucker, I wasnt fuckin done yet! You see, those niggas are all fucked up, but I aint and you aint..so, as the commishioner, I think dis shit should be setteled in the middle of the ring. You want da tag titles? You gonna have to fight me for em, cause I want em too. So, at RMW:Domestic Violence Tour, it's gonna be me vs. you for the tag title belts. If I win I get to do whatever I want with em, and if you win then you can find a fuckin partner and keep them. Check that shit nigga, I'm out.
Straight Outta Compton hits and Jammall Jones walks to the back. Kevin Klash looks visibly pissed. He climbs out of the ring and throws the titles to the mat.
*A video package runs of the Scotty Payne/Tank feud. It goes on for a long time and there is some stalling on the broadcast as the staff cleans the rings up and all the tag teams are stretchered out of the arena*
The camera shows the ring and the glass tables sitting on the outside, a small burlap bag is sitting atop each with the words thumbtacks printed on them.
Jacob Carter: This match should be great, some fans calling it "The Battle of The Brainbusters"
Jerry David: Even though neither of them have brains. You would have to be brainless to work here.
Jacob Carter: You work here.
Send The Pain Below by Chevelle plays and Scotty makes his way to the ring, the crowd is pumped up from the last match and boos like mad at Scotty. As he gets in the ring several cups of beer hit him in the head.
Jacob Carter: Our fans clearly don't like him.
Sinner by Drowning Pool plays and the crowd explodes in cheers as Tank walks out onto the ramp, he puts his arms in the air and pyro blasts all around him and he continues to the ring stopping at the tables, he smiles and continues into the ring. He stands in the corner.
Jerry Davis: But they absolutely love this guy.
Keith Wilson: This match is a Glass Table Barbed Wire Ropes match for the Red Money Wrestling Television Championship. The only way to win this match is by putting your opponent through a glass table. Introducing first from the Keystone State Scotty Payne! And from The Empire State of the South Tank!
The referee raises the TV title above his head and shows it to both men, he then hands it to the ring announcer and he takes it to the time keeper.
The bell rings and Tank charges at Payne with a clothesline but Payne ducks it and ax smashes Tank in the back, Tank stumbles forward and hits the turnbuckles.
Jacob Carter: He predicted that one no doubt.
Payne quickly grabs tanks head and begins slamming his face into the turnbuckle 1..2..3..4..5..
Jerry David: He's making him even uglier!
Tank reverses by hitting Scotty with an elbow to the face. Scotty backs away holding his face and Tank quickly begins throwing punches and the two are now trading blows.
Jerry David: Now this is what the people paid to see.
Tank gains the upper hand and shoves Scotty into the ropes, Scotty falls in pain and blood begins running down his back.
Jacob Carter: He just got flesh ripped from his back.
Jerry David: And I hope it happens again!
Scotty roles out of the ring and grabs a kendo stick, as he goes to get back into the ring he gets hit with a baseball slide.
Jacob Carter: There goes his teeth.
Jerry David: I hope he had dental.
Tank exits the ring and begins punching Scotty but Scotty reverses with a low blow and then a shot from the kendo stick, Tank hits the ground and Scotty roles in the ring and starts taunting the crowd.
Jacob Carter: The audience hates him.
Tank starts grabbing all of the bags of thumbtacks and throwing them into the ring, the ring is now covered with thumbtacks.
Jacob Carter: The ring is filled with thumbtacks!
Jerry David: I can't wait to see this carnage!
Tank gets up onto the apron and Scotty runs at him with the kendo stick and swings but Tank sidesteps and grabs Scotty's head and drops to the floor forcing his neck across the barbed wire.
Jerry David: He almost decapitated him!
Scotty hits the ground holding his neck and screaming, as he rolls around his back is filled with tacks. Tank smiles and rolls into the ring, he then begins stomping Scotty.
Jacob Carter: He's just pushing those tacks in further!
Scotty then grabs Tanks leg and pulls him to the ground on the tacks. Scotty then hops up to his feet.
Scotty isn't standing long before Tank is back to his feet and coming at him. Scotty quickly grabs and whips Tank into the turnbuckle. He then runs and hits him with a corner splash.
Jerry David: That's gotta hurt.
Scotty grabs Tanks head and racks his face across the barbed wire.
Jacob Carter: He could have blinded him!
Scotty then picks Tank up by his neck and looks him in the face and spits. Scotty the pulls Tank up for The Payne Below but before he can nail it Tank falls behind him and executes The Creeping Death!
Jacob Carter: He hit The Creeping Death!
Jerry David: So what, it's a tables match.
Both men lay in the ring which is now covered with blood. Tank rolls to the outside of the ring and grabs a television from the announcers table. He rolls back into the ring and lays the tv in the center of the ring.
Jerry David: He took my T.V.!
Tank picks up Scotty and lifts him for The Creeping Death he stalls and taunts and then slams Scottys head through the tv.
Jacob Carter: He killed him!
Tank then drags Scotty and sets him up onto the turnbuckle. Tank climbs up and taunts to the crowd while pointing to the glass table on the outside.
Jacob Carter: It looks like he has this match in the bag.
Just before Tank throws Scotty to the outside the Anarchist hits Tank with a chair.
Jacob Carter: Where did he come from!
Tank stumbles and the Anarchist hits him again, this time Tank falls off the turnbuckle and through the table on the outside.
Jacob Carter: Someone call the EMTs!
Jerry David: Serves him right for taunting.
The bell rings and The Pain Below by Chevelle plays as Scotty is helped up the ramp by The Anarchist.
Jacob Carter: They stole that victory from Tank!
Jerry David: A victory is a victory.
The camera zooms on Tank, who is surrounded by EMTs, as he sits up, he spits out blood and glass and the EMT's begin loading him onto a stretcher.
Kirk Sandler picks up the microphone.
Kirk Sandler: All right fans, I know we haven't had a clean finish thus far, but this next match is going to tear the roof off of the house...it's time for Nuke Net!
Mysterious X vs. Money Man vs. Black Tyger vs. Legend vs. Wifebeater vs. Macen Clark
The big cage begins to lower and some ominous music begins to play.
Kirk Sandler: It's A 25 by 15ft steel cage with 10 by 17ft cage on top of that and the 15 by 9ft dome that is lined with barbed wire on top of the second cage. There are no ropes. Tons of weapons are strewn about inside such as: tables, chairs, sledgehammers, ladders, kendo sticks. Everything and anything goes. Bring your own weapon if you want. The only way to win the match is to be the last man standing. You can be eliminated by Pinfall or Submission. Now bring out the contests!
Here comes the Money plays. He is wearing assless blue chaps with bright pink trunks, and a blue vest. There are white money symbols all over it.
Kirk Sandler: From Detroit Michigan...Money Man!
Headstrong by Trapt hits. Macen Clark comes to the ring wearing MMA looking attire.
Kirk Sandler: From Leechburg, Pennslyvania...Macen Clark!
"Out of my Way" by Seether plays. Black Tyger comes out to the ring looking pissed. He was betrayed by Legend and Mysterious X at the last show. He wants the vacant title bad.
Kirk Sandler: From the Jungles of Cameron, North Carolina....Black Tyger!
Smack My Bitch Up by Prodigy plays and Wifebeater staggers out onto the stage. He has a cane wrapped in barbed wire with him, and a beer can in his right hand. He chugs a can of beer, pulls another one out, and throws it to the audience. A loud scream is heard and EMTs rush to a woman in the audience who is bleeding profusely. Wifebeater laughs and walks into the cage.
Kirk Sandler: From The Bar...Wifebeater!
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly plays and Mysterious-X walks out from behind the curtain with a briefcase in hand. Legend is walking beside him, but he looks a little bit more buff than usual. He must have been exercising for this bout. They both enter the cage.
Kirk Sandler: From Montana & New York, New York...
Kirk Sandler is caned in the side of the head by Wifebeater and he rolls out of the ring unconcious. The staff on the outside drag him through the door and they lock it shut. The bell rings and Wifebeater turns around and swings at Mysterious-X & Legend. X moves Legend in front of him and he takes the cane shot, but Legend doesn't go down! He just stands there looking pissed through the mask. X pops up from behind his human shield and sprays Wifebeater with mace! Wifebeater falls to the mat clutching his eyes.
Black Tyger rushes and tackles Mysterious X! He's punching him repeadetdly in the face. Legend just turns his head away and begins stomping Wifebeater On the other side of the ring Macen Clark has taken Money Man down by the legs and has him in a mount position. He moves into an armbar and locks it in hard. Money Man has tears running down his eyes and he taps out a minute into the match! Macen Clark unlocks the armbar, picks him up, and tosses him over the ropes near the cage door. The staff unlock the cage and drag him out.
MONEY MAN ELIMINATED!!
Macen Clark now grabs some nunchucks hanging from the side of the cage and he starts swinging them around like a martial artist. Legend picks up Wifebeater and tosses him out of the ring. He now stares down Macen Clark. Clark swings the nunchucks at Legend, who catches his arm and grabs him by the neck.....chokeslam!!!! Legend goes over to the corner of the ring and grabs the table that was propped up in the corner. He sets it up in the middle of the ring. Macen Clark recovers and grabs the leg of Legend and takes him down to the mat. Macen now works over a leg lock on Legend.
Mysterious-X has battled to a vertical position and him and Black Tyger are exchanging blows. X pokes Tyger in the eyes and picks up the mace from the mat. All of the sudden Wifebeater comes off the turnbuckle with a steel chair to the back of X's head. When jumping he accidently nips Tyger with the chair as well. X falls to the mat and Wifebeater pins him.
1..2..
Tyger grabs Wifebeater and pulls him off of X. He now screams at him, but Wifebeater doesn't realize he accidently hit him. Wifbeater gets in Tygers face and they start exchanging blows! X rolls out of the ring to recover from the chair shot. Tyger ducks a punch from Wifebeater and overhead suplexs him! Tyger now grabs an Indiana Jones like whip and smacks the mat. Wifebeater has an o-shit look on his face, and Tyger cracks the whip against his back a few times! Wifebeater rolls outside of the ring and looks up at Tyger like "what the fuck, man?" From behind X cracks Tyger over the head with a sledge hammer! Tyger crumbles to the mat and X pins him.
1...2...3!!!
BLACK TYGER ELIMINATED!!
X rolls Tyger out of the ring so that the staff can get him out of the cage. X immediately after that kicks Macen Clark in the face and breaks up the hold he's had Legend in for a couple of minutes. Macen gets to his feet and trys to take X down, but he DDTs him! So much for that MMA shit! Legend now motions towards X to give Clark to him. X is confused, but he picks Macen Clark up off of the mat and throws him to Legend, who chokeslams Macen through the table! X puts his foot on Macen's chest.
1...2...3!!!
MACEN CLARK ELIMINATED!!
X, Legend, and Wifebeater are the only three left in the cage! Wifebeater is in the ring with a ladder, and he swinging it around like Terry Funk and knocks the two of them down. He climbs to the up the ladder to second cage to escape them. Wifebeater grabs a steel pipe in the second cage and yells for them to bring it on. Legend grabs another table from the corner opposite of where the last table was, and he sets it up under the ladder. He motions towards Wifebeater and then at the table. Wifebeater grabs his croutch back at him. X looks pissed.
X now tells Legend to climb the ladder, but Legend just looks at him. X pushes Legend aside and climbs the ladder himself. He gets about halfway up the ladder when Legend grabs him and powerbombs him off of the ladder through the table!!! Legend puts his hand over X's chest.
1...2...3!!!
MYSTERIOUS-X ELIMINATED
Legend and Wifebeater remain! Wifebeater is still in the second cage and he doesn't know what to do. Legend just double crossed X and he looks pissed! Legend starts to climb the ladder, and Wifebeater jumps through the hole in the second cage and knocks Legend off of the ladder! Both of them crash to the mat in a horrifying way. Wifebeater hit the ladder with his knees before hitting Legend, and he's hurt. Legend fell onto X and the table scraps. He is bleeding from a tear in the back of his sweatshirt.
Wifebeater squirms trying to get up from the mat, and Legend is up fairly quickly. Wifebeater looks over and Legend picks up the steel chair from the mat and cracks him over the back of the head. Legend then hits him over the back over and over again!!! Wifebeater is now laying in a pool of blood!
Legend looks around the arena and raises his arm to signal for a chokeslam, but from behind X hits Legend with the sledgehammer! Legend takes the hit in the small of the back, but he quickly turns around, grabs the hammer, and tosses it at the cage where it falls to the outside. X looks shocked.
All the sudden a Generic Rock Track hits over the arena and Legend comes wobbling from the back behind the curtain! Who's the guy in the ring! X backs into the corner and looks like he has shit his pants. The guy posing as Legend pulls his mask off and he has a Gas mask underneath! What the hell? Legend is holding a microphone on the ramp.
Legend: I spit on you X! You have treated me like dirt, but now it's time for Legend to run the ship! Doc Martin, chokeslam him to HELL!!
Doc Martin, the guy who was posing as Legend, grabs X by the neck and picks him up into the air. He holds X up and walks around the ring taunting his demise. Wifebeater grabs his cane and comes up off the mat with a hit to Doc Martin's nuts! Did Wifebeater just save X?
Legend runs down to the cage and trys to bust the door open. In the ring Doc Martin stumbles back holding his croutch. Wifebeater hits him over the head with the cane again! Doc Martin is leaning against the ropes now. Wifebeater reaches back to swing again, but X hits Wifebeater with the chair! What the hell? Doc Martin reaches over and throws the chair out of X's hand, and he grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him THROUGH THE FUCKING RING!!!!
X hates Wifebeater so much that he'd rather get chokeslammed to hell than see Wifebeater win the title! What a fool! Legend now busts the cage door open and grabs a table from under the ring and slides it in. Doc Martin stops Wifebeater's head with his boots and blood just flys everywhere. Legend sets up the table, and then grabs a bag from in the corner of the ring...it has thumbtacks in it! He pours them over the table, and then reaches into his pants for lighter fluid! NO! Legend dumps all of the fluid onto the table and then strikes a lighter. Doc Martin nods his head yes, and Legend lets go of the lighter, and the table englufs in flames!
Doc Martin picks Wifebeater up by the neck, holsters him in the air, and CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE FLAMING THUMBTACK TABLE!!! IT'S OVER!!
1...2...3!!!
WIFEBEATER ELIMINATED! HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW RMW WORLD CHAMPION, DOC MARTIN!!!
The audience boos louder than anyone has ever booed before. Legend has hired one of the most powerful, devestating, and inhumane people on the face of the planet! Legend picks up the title from the staff member on the outside and drapes it over Doc Martin's shoulder. The audience starts to throw trash at the cage, but Nuke Net acts a shield to Doc Martin and Legend who stand tall at the end of the night. The cameras fade out, and the new era of RMW has just begun.
