Post by Mysterious-X on Jul 12, 2010 17:37:01 GMT -5
The scene opens up to the arena, the whole thing is dark except for the spot light on Jammall Jones standing in the middle of the ring. Jammall is handed a microphone and begins to speak.
Jammall: Nigger. A word used by you people to describe my race, a race that is superior in every way imaginable. That is why tonight, I am issuing a warning to all of the non-blacks. Your days are number here, so you best watch your back.
The loud speakers explode with a hard rock anthem
DOC…FUCKING..MARTIN
The lights in the arena go out for a second and when they come back on a table is set-up in front of Jammall and standing behind him is the monster Doc Martin. Jammall turns around and is choke slammed THROUGH A FUCKING TABLE!
Doc keeps his hand around Jammall’s neck until we here “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” hit the PA. Doc stops chocking Jammal and looks up to the stage. X walks out on to the ramp with papers in his hand and a microphone in the other.
X: No!!! I don’t think so, this is supposed to be a wrestling show not a civil rights rally. Jammall, you are done, you are fired you piece of ghetto trash! And Doc, what the hell do you think you are doing!?!
The lights go out for a second and when they come back on a table is setup on just off the stage, an eight foot drop, and standing behind X is Doc Martin. X looks down at the table solemnly.
X: Fu..
Doc spins X around and CHOKESLAMS HIM OFF THE STAGE AND THROUGH THE TABLE! The camera zooms in on X’s mangled body and cuts away.
The Network wrestling intro plays and the show is starting. Jacob and Jerry are backstage in front of an electronics are with microphones and video monitors, kinda like a radio station.
Jacob: Welcome to RINGSIDE!!! Tonight we have three explosive matches that will surely BLOW YOUR MIND!!! First up is "The Satanic" Mark Murder taking on Macen Clark for a spot in the world championship match at the Pay-Per-View. Then all hell will break loose when Richard Johnson gets his revenge against The Money Man for the Network Wrestling American Championship, Doc Martin will take on Black Tyger for his spot in the championship match.
Jerry: Yes Jacob it will be an exciting night, in fact, it already has been exciting. Jammall fired? X Crippled, again. Who knows what else will happen tonight on Ringside. Now we are on to our first contest.
Mark is backstage walking toward the ring, his music begins playing.
Jacob: How do you feel about your match tonight Mr. Murder?
MM: I’ve got it in the bag, now fuck off.
Jacob: Huh?
Mark shoves Jacob out of the way and continues to the entrance area. Jacob and Jerry sit down and watch the monitors.
Revolution is my name by Pantera plays as Mark emerges from behind the curtain. Mark looks around and starts his run to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and leans up against the turnbuckle.
Headstrong by trapt plays as Macen runs out from behind the curtain pointing at Mark while he runs. He slides under the ropes and mark pounces on him. The bell rings.
Macen throws Mark off and puts him in a leg lock. Mark very quickly rolls over and puts Macen in a leg lock of his own. Quickly Macen hops out of it and retreats to the outside of the ring.
Jacob: Smart man.
Macen starts taunting the fans. Mark baseball slides and hits Macen into the rails. Mark grabs a chain from under the ring and whips Macen. Macen was whipped so hard his back begins to bleed.
Jerry: Well, it looks as if you were wrong.
Macen stumbles to his feet. Mark goes to swing the chain but Macen catches it and pulls him into a clothesline. Mark grabs his throat in pain, Macen see's this and gets to work by chocking him with the chain. Macen pulls up Mark while chocking him. Mark falls down giving Macen a chinbuster and breaking the choke.
Macen is leaning on the railing holding his chin area. Mark see's his chance, he jumps to the apron and performs an asai moonsault hitting Macen back on the rails and into the fans.
Jacob: And they Fly into the studio audience
Mark stumbles up and runs back to the ring. He stands up and leans into the ropes. About thirty seconds later Macen runs into the ring.
Macen runs towards Mark but Mark jumps forward and gives him an armdrag. Mark goes over and picks up Macen. He irish whips him to the corner and sets him up. Mark then walks back to the other corner and runs toward Macen. Mark jumps up to him and frankensteiners him.
Mark goes for the pin
1...
2...
KICKOUT!
Jerry: How didn’t that get him!
Mark goes over and stands on the tope rope in wait. Macen stumbles to his feet and back into the corner where Mark is. Mark quickly executes a version of the Murder Bomb. He rolls over him for a pin.
Jacob: That’s it, Endgame.
1...2...3
Jacob: What did I tell ya!
Mark's music play's as he walks to the back laughing at Macen.
The camera cuts backstage to Jerry and Jacob.
Jerry: Well folks that was an exciting contest. Mark earning a decisive victory over Macen Clark and earning his title shot at the PPV.
Jacob: Speaking of title shots, up next we have the Security Guard taking on the Money Man. That will all come to you after this commercial break.
[Commercials]
Jacob: Welcome back!!!! We will now be getting to our title match.
The two men are already in the ring, the referee calls for the bell and Money Man comes out swinging. He starts pounding in the security guards face, but that doesn’t last for long because the security guard catches one of money mans wild punches and throws a flying armbar. Money an taps like a girl and the ref calls for the bell, and brings the American championship the Security Guard.
The crowd goes nuts and starts chanting.
Fuck this shit, Fuck this shit, Fuck this shit, Fuck this shit
They then start throwing shit at the ring, bottles, knives, chairs, and a few rush the ring.
Jerry: Luckily he is a security guard
Before the fan gets to the ring he gets cattle prodded by the 500 pound black security officer.
The scene cuts backstage to Mysterious-X sitting in a wheelchair staring at the screen.
X: To clarify what happened earlier, I have prepared this segment. I am taking over this show. No more Jammall, no mare race war, just good clean wrestling.
The scene cuts back to the ring
"Out of my Way" by Seether plays and Black Tyger walks his way to the ring. He gets in and does a boring generic taunt and stands waiting for his opponent.
Generic hard rock music plays and the words “DOC FUCKIN MARTIN” is spoken as Doc walks out to the ramp and stares down at Black Tyger, the lights flicker and tables begin falling from the ceiling. Doc runs to the ring and begins setting up tables, he sets up about fifty. He picks Black Tyger up and just starts FUCKING CHOKESLAMMING THROUGH TABLES!
Jacob: This is sick
He is just thrashing him around the ring, table bump here and a table bump there. Doc then puts his foot on Tygers lifeless body, and the referee counts
1..2..3..
Doc looks down at the referee and nods angrily.
4..
The referee looks up nervously and dock holds up ten fingers in a fit of rage.
5..6..7..8..9..10
Jerry: He could count all day.
The ref calls for the bell and the ref quickly retreats from the ring.
Docs music plays.
Jerry: Well, it looks like Doc will take on Murder for the Network Championship, but the bigger question is, can anyone stop Doc Martin?
The show fades to black.
Jammall: Nigger. A word used by you people to describe my race, a race that is superior in every way imaginable. That is why tonight, I am issuing a warning to all of the non-blacks. Your days are number here, so you best watch your back.
The loud speakers explode with a hard rock anthem
DOC…FUCKING..MARTIN
The lights in the arena go out for a second and when they come back on a table is set-up in front of Jammall and standing behind him is the monster Doc Martin. Jammall turns around and is choke slammed THROUGH A FUCKING TABLE!
Doc keeps his hand around Jammall’s neck until we here “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” hit the PA. Doc stops chocking Jammal and looks up to the stage. X walks out on to the ramp with papers in his hand and a microphone in the other.
X: No!!! I don’t think so, this is supposed to be a wrestling show not a civil rights rally. Jammall, you are done, you are fired you piece of ghetto trash! And Doc, what the hell do you think you are doing!?!
The lights go out for a second and when they come back on a table is setup on just off the stage, an eight foot drop, and standing behind X is Doc Martin. X looks down at the table solemnly.
X: Fu..
Doc spins X around and CHOKESLAMS HIM OFF THE STAGE AND THROUGH THE TABLE! The camera zooms in on X’s mangled body and cuts away.
The Network wrestling intro plays and the show is starting. Jacob and Jerry are backstage in front of an electronics are with microphones and video monitors, kinda like a radio station.
Jacob: Welcome to RINGSIDE!!! Tonight we have three explosive matches that will surely BLOW YOUR MIND!!! First up is "The Satanic" Mark Murder taking on Macen Clark for a spot in the world championship match at the Pay-Per-View. Then all hell will break loose when Richard Johnson gets his revenge against The Money Man for the Network Wrestling American Championship, Doc Martin will take on Black Tyger for his spot in the championship match.
Jerry: Yes Jacob it will be an exciting night, in fact, it already has been exciting. Jammall fired? X Crippled, again. Who knows what else will happen tonight on Ringside. Now we are on to our first contest.
Mark is backstage walking toward the ring, his music begins playing.
Jacob: How do you feel about your match tonight Mr. Murder?
MM: I’ve got it in the bag, now fuck off.
Jacob: Huh?
Mark shoves Jacob out of the way and continues to the entrance area. Jacob and Jerry sit down and watch the monitors.
Revolution is my name by Pantera plays as Mark emerges from behind the curtain. Mark looks around and starts his run to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and leans up against the turnbuckle.
Headstrong by trapt plays as Macen runs out from behind the curtain pointing at Mark while he runs. He slides under the ropes and mark pounces on him. The bell rings.
Macen throws Mark off and puts him in a leg lock. Mark very quickly rolls over and puts Macen in a leg lock of his own. Quickly Macen hops out of it and retreats to the outside of the ring.
Jacob: Smart man.
Macen starts taunting the fans. Mark baseball slides and hits Macen into the rails. Mark grabs a chain from under the ring and whips Macen. Macen was whipped so hard his back begins to bleed.
Jerry: Well, it looks as if you were wrong.
Macen stumbles to his feet. Mark goes to swing the chain but Macen catches it and pulls him into a clothesline. Mark grabs his throat in pain, Macen see's this and gets to work by chocking him with the chain. Macen pulls up Mark while chocking him. Mark falls down giving Macen a chinbuster and breaking the choke.
Macen is leaning on the railing holding his chin area. Mark see's his chance, he jumps to the apron and performs an asai moonsault hitting Macen back on the rails and into the fans.
Jacob: And they Fly into the studio audience
Mark stumbles up and runs back to the ring. He stands up and leans into the ropes. About thirty seconds later Macen runs into the ring.
Macen runs towards Mark but Mark jumps forward and gives him an armdrag. Mark goes over and picks up Macen. He irish whips him to the corner and sets him up. Mark then walks back to the other corner and runs toward Macen. Mark jumps up to him and frankensteiners him.
Mark goes for the pin
1...
2...
KICKOUT!
Jerry: How didn’t that get him!
Mark goes over and stands on the tope rope in wait. Macen stumbles to his feet and back into the corner where Mark is. Mark quickly executes a version of the Murder Bomb. He rolls over him for a pin.
Jacob: That’s it, Endgame.
1...2...3
Jacob: What did I tell ya!
Mark's music play's as he walks to the back laughing at Macen.
The camera cuts backstage to Jerry and Jacob.
Jerry: Well folks that was an exciting contest. Mark earning a decisive victory over Macen Clark and earning his title shot at the PPV.
Jacob: Speaking of title shots, up next we have the Security Guard taking on the Money Man. That will all come to you after this commercial break.
[Commercials]
Jacob: Welcome back!!!! We will now be getting to our title match.
The two men are already in the ring, the referee calls for the bell and Money Man comes out swinging. He starts pounding in the security guards face, but that doesn’t last for long because the security guard catches one of money mans wild punches and throws a flying armbar. Money an taps like a girl and the ref calls for the bell, and brings the American championship the Security Guard.
The crowd goes nuts and starts chanting.
Fuck this shit, Fuck this shit, Fuck this shit, Fuck this shit
They then start throwing shit at the ring, bottles, knives, chairs, and a few rush the ring.
Jerry: Luckily he is a security guard
Before the fan gets to the ring he gets cattle prodded by the 500 pound black security officer.
The scene cuts backstage to Mysterious-X sitting in a wheelchair staring at the screen.
X: To clarify what happened earlier, I have prepared this segment. I am taking over this show. No more Jammall, no mare race war, just good clean wrestling.
The scene cuts back to the ring
"Out of my Way" by Seether plays and Black Tyger walks his way to the ring. He gets in and does a boring generic taunt and stands waiting for his opponent.
Generic hard rock music plays and the words “DOC FUCKIN MARTIN” is spoken as Doc walks out to the ramp and stares down at Black Tyger, the lights flicker and tables begin falling from the ceiling. Doc runs to the ring and begins setting up tables, he sets up about fifty. He picks Black Tyger up and just starts FUCKING CHOKESLAMMING THROUGH TABLES!
Jacob: This is sick
He is just thrashing him around the ring, table bump here and a table bump there. Doc then puts his foot on Tygers lifeless body, and the referee counts
1..2..3..
Doc looks down at the referee and nods angrily.
4..
The referee looks up nervously and dock holds up ten fingers in a fit of rage.
5..6..7..8..9..10
Jerry: He could count all day.
The ref calls for the bell and the ref quickly retreats from the ring.
Docs music plays.
Jerry: Well, it looks like Doc will take on Murder for the Network Championship, but the bigger question is, can anyone stop Doc Martin?
The show fades to black.
