Post by wifebeater on May 5, 2012 14:14:28 GMT -5
In the past few weeks some names have been floating around the dirtsheets, but nothing has been official until today. We are pleased to announce three new superstars who will carry the torch for RMW in the years to come:
Mystical X
Amado Castro is the brother of Victor Castro aka Mysterious X. He was trained by his brother from the age of 14 and worked through the Mexican ranks to become an international superstar. This is his first break onto the American scene thanks to Mac Daddy Squid immediately scooping him up in his first act as a talent agent.
Dr. Feelgood
Dr. Phillip Good was a well respected Mexican dentist treating the likes of Victor Castro himself. He was barred from practicing his trade after an incident with a transsexual prostitute in the dental offices. Out of a job at such a young age he began work on the Mexican jumping bean farms to capture and can them for American novelty consumption. After an incident with a transsexual prostitute in the fields he was promptly fired and cannot live within 1000 feet of any kind of farmland. He was brought to American in 2004 by Mysterious X to be the official RMW physician while being trained by X himself, but after an incident with a transsexual prostitute Castro had no choice but to fire him. However Matt Bourne got on the horn and was able to secure him for The New Class. It remains to be seen why this was one of the first signings for the new class.
Thunderdome
A former competitive eater and toughman competitor, Charles Garfield is the perfect type of RMW competitor. Big, mean, tough, and willing to let it all hang out. Matt Bourne was ecstatic to sign him as soon as he found out he was available.
Mystical X
Amado Castro is the brother of Victor Castro aka Mysterious X. He was trained by his brother from the age of 14 and worked through the Mexican ranks to become an international superstar. This is his first break onto the American scene thanks to Mac Daddy Squid immediately scooping him up in his first act as a talent agent.
Dr. Feelgood
Dr. Phillip Good was a well respected Mexican dentist treating the likes of Victor Castro himself. He was barred from practicing his trade after an incident with a transsexual prostitute in the dental offices. Out of a job at such a young age he began work on the Mexican jumping bean farms to capture and can them for American novelty consumption. After an incident with a transsexual prostitute in the fields he was promptly fired and cannot live within 1000 feet of any kind of farmland. He was brought to American in 2004 by Mysterious X to be the official RMW physician while being trained by X himself, but after an incident with a transsexual prostitute Castro had no choice but to fire him. However Matt Bourne got on the horn and was able to secure him for The New Class. It remains to be seen why this was one of the first signings for the new class.
Thunderdome
A former competitive eater and toughman competitor, Charles Garfield is the perfect type of RMW competitor. Big, mean, tough, and willing to let it all hang out. Matt Bourne was ecstatic to sign him as soon as he found out he was available.
