Post by wifebeater on Dec 8, 2017 16:39:14 GMT -5
NXT Premiere
The show opens with a video of Vince McMahon holding the briefcase with the 2KW contract in it. He's bandaged and beat up.
"Here tonight wrestling is back in my hands. My control. I am the alpha and omega. They tried to put me in jail in 93. Didn't work. They tried to sue me over concussions. It didn't work. Then they tried to buy me out...and it didn't last. Vincent Kennedy McMahon can never die! I'm like a cockroach! This is a new beginning for the WWE. As much as Triple H thought NXT was his at the end of the day if only ever existed because I let it! ME! That's why tonight you are watching NXT. The point is nobody can beat or control Vince McMahon."
Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler are at ringside.
$100k Open Challenge
Vader vs Tye Dillinger
- Vader lays out an open challenge for the $100k he took from Jinder last night.
- Good match Tye got some offense after taking a beating, but Vader powerbombed him for the 1,2,3
WINNER: VADER
Bam Bam Bigelow came out. "DDP we were in the Jersey Triad. We were best buds. I called you when you got your first title match, when you won the Rumble, and this morning to congratulate you...but DDP ain't got time for me anymore. I'm calling you out Dallas. You're a punk who's too good for anybody now. It's already gone to your head."
DDP enters with his new belt. It's the old winged eagle title. "Yeah yeah here's old Scott Bigelow the poster boy for journeyman wrestlers. You come here after how many years looking for me now? Why is that buddy? We all know what you're up. Trying to Snake your way into a title match or buddy up with the champ and get some money. I'll save you the trouble. Tonight it's you and me for the belt? How's that!?"
The audience explodes. Our main event is set.
Ric Flair is backstage with an interviewer. He says he can't beat Sting and Roman alone, but an old horsemen never rides alone.
Backstage Rezar was asked how he felt after surviving the four corners match. He said "I didn't win and stick around here for nothing. I think I'm due for a one on one title shot. Look, I beat Goldberg one on one which is unheard of in this business. You tell me who I gotta beat and I'll do it. You tell me it's DDP? Okay you got it man. Bret Hart? Let's do it."
Cameras rush backstage to find a huge commotion. Stephanie McMahon is laying on the floor with two huge black eyes. Triple H throws a paramedic into the wall and picks Stephanie up. As she stands up a huge glob of semen goops out from under her dress and down her leg. Triple H starts crying falls to his knees.
Jerry Lawler: She looks like a glazed raccoon JR!
Jim Ross: Is this a storyline? Is this real? I can't...I can't be seen on tv with this.
JR stands up as the Usos come out of the crowd. They grab the house mic. Jey is waving around a pair of panties.
Jimmy: Yo! You see that shit? We did that shit!
Jey: Rip and tear Uce! Uce!
Jimmy: Hey yo yo what do you think Stephs fav snack cake is?
Jey: Double
decker creeeaaammmm piiieeeee!!
Jimmy: Uce!
JR: King somebody has to call the police. This can't be real. This is first degree..
Jey grabs JR from behind the table and pulls him over it knocking over the jar of fruity delicious skittles
Jimmy: Put it in his mouth I don't want to hear him!
Jey shoves the panties into JR's mouth.
Jimmy: Hows my cum taste nigga? Huh? You wanna talk shit fat boy..we as real as they come.
Jey: Yeah yeah tell em why Jimmy tell him
Jimmy: Yeah check this...your girl. Sorry. Dead wife. How'd she die BBQ boy? You think it was a traffic accident or was it on purpose? Who you think we are? Her nickname for you was Microsoft bitch. She better dead than that fat pig dick on top of her
Jey: Uce! Let's kill em Uce!
They grab JR, pick him up, and powerbomb him through the announcers table!
HHH music hits and he runs down a hundred miles an hour but The Usos run through the crowd quick. HHH starts smashing shit and jumps into the ring and rips his shirt off.
COCONUT NIGGER FUCKING COCONUT NIGGERS!
He turns around and BAM it's Rikishi with a superkick!!! The Usos come back through the crowd and jump into the ring. Rikishi picks up HHH and holds him. The Usos hit a double superkick!!!
The three of them stand tall in the ring as we go to break.
WWE Championship
DDP (c) vs Bam Bam Bigelow
- Back and forth fight between two former friends. Bam Bam attacked the injured ribs and beats up DDP
- DDP with a big comeback but Bam Bam hits the Greetings from Asbury Park! He goes to the top and hits a huge moonsault and connects with all of his weight onto the ribs.
- 1.....2.......3!!!!! BAM BAM BIGELOW WINS! DDP LOSES THE TITLE AFTER 24 HOURS!
WINNER AND NEW WWE CHAMPION...BAM BAM BIGELOW!
The show opens with a video of Vince McMahon holding the briefcase with the 2KW contract in it. He's bandaged and beat up.
"Here tonight wrestling is back in my hands. My control. I am the alpha and omega. They tried to put me in jail in 93. Didn't work. They tried to sue me over concussions. It didn't work. Then they tried to buy me out...and it didn't last. Vincent Kennedy McMahon can never die! I'm like a cockroach! This is a new beginning for the WWE. As much as Triple H thought NXT was his at the end of the day if only ever existed because I let it! ME! That's why tonight you are watching NXT. The point is nobody can beat or control Vince McMahon."
Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler are at ringside.
$100k Open Challenge
Vader vs Tye Dillinger
- Vader lays out an open challenge for the $100k he took from Jinder last night.
- Good match Tye got some offense after taking a beating, but Vader powerbombed him for the 1,2,3
WINNER: VADER
Bam Bam Bigelow came out. "DDP we were in the Jersey Triad. We were best buds. I called you when you got your first title match, when you won the Rumble, and this morning to congratulate you...but DDP ain't got time for me anymore. I'm calling you out Dallas. You're a punk who's too good for anybody now. It's already gone to your head."
DDP enters with his new belt. It's the old winged eagle title. "Yeah yeah here's old Scott Bigelow the poster boy for journeyman wrestlers. You come here after how many years looking for me now? Why is that buddy? We all know what you're up. Trying to Snake your way into a title match or buddy up with the champ and get some money. I'll save you the trouble. Tonight it's you and me for the belt? How's that!?"
The audience explodes. Our main event is set.
Ric Flair is backstage with an interviewer. He says he can't beat Sting and Roman alone, but an old horsemen never rides alone.
Backstage Rezar was asked how he felt after surviving the four corners match. He said "I didn't win and stick around here for nothing. I think I'm due for a one on one title shot. Look, I beat Goldberg one on one which is unheard of in this business. You tell me who I gotta beat and I'll do it. You tell me it's DDP? Okay you got it man. Bret Hart? Let's do it."
Cameras rush backstage to find a huge commotion. Stephanie McMahon is laying on the floor with two huge black eyes. Triple H throws a paramedic into the wall and picks Stephanie up. As she stands up a huge glob of semen goops out from under her dress and down her leg. Triple H starts crying falls to his knees.
Jerry Lawler: She looks like a glazed raccoon JR!
Jim Ross: Is this a storyline? Is this real? I can't...I can't be seen on tv with this.
JR stands up as the Usos come out of the crowd. They grab the house mic. Jey is waving around a pair of panties.
Jimmy: Yo! You see that shit? We did that shit!
Jey: Rip and tear Uce! Uce!
Jimmy: Hey yo yo what do you think Stephs fav snack cake is?
Jey: Double
decker creeeaaammmm piiieeeee!!
Jimmy: Uce!
JR: King somebody has to call the police. This can't be real. This is first degree..
Jey grabs JR from behind the table and pulls him over it knocking over the jar of fruity delicious skittles
Jimmy: Put it in his mouth I don't want to hear him!
Jey shoves the panties into JR's mouth.
Jimmy: Hows my cum taste nigga? Huh? You wanna talk shit fat boy..we as real as they come.
Jey: Yeah yeah tell em why Jimmy tell him
Jimmy: Yeah check this...your girl. Sorry. Dead wife. How'd she die BBQ boy? You think it was a traffic accident or was it on purpose? Who you think we are? Her nickname for you was Microsoft bitch. She better dead than that fat pig dick on top of her
Jey: Uce! Let's kill em Uce!
They grab JR, pick him up, and powerbomb him through the announcers table!
HHH music hits and he runs down a hundred miles an hour but The Usos run through the crowd quick. HHH starts smashing shit and jumps into the ring and rips his shirt off.
COCONUT NIGGER FUCKING COCONUT NIGGERS!
He turns around and BAM it's Rikishi with a superkick!!! The Usos come back through the crowd and jump into the ring. Rikishi picks up HHH and holds him. The Usos hit a double superkick!!!
The three of them stand tall in the ring as we go to break.
WWE Championship
DDP (c) vs Bam Bam Bigelow
- Back and forth fight between two former friends. Bam Bam attacked the injured ribs and beats up DDP
- DDP with a big comeback but Bam Bam hits the Greetings from Asbury Park! He goes to the top and hits a huge moonsault and connects with all of his weight onto the ribs.
- 1.....2.......3!!!!! BAM BAM BIGELOW WINS! DDP LOSES THE TITLE AFTER 24 HOURS!
WINNER AND NEW WWE CHAMPION...BAM BAM BIGELOW!
