Post by wifebeater on Jun 29, 2018 11:00:11 GMT -5
News and notes from the latest issue of the Onloker by Dave Smeltzer
-Most of the things happening in RMW are not a work anymore. The promotion has become a dangerous hostile workplace says most backstage.
-Scotty Payne had a loaded gun in the ring and likely was going to shoot Blue Bomber until the “semen” came from the top of the arena. Sources say it likely wasn’t human semen, but some have also said it was a mix of human and pig. 100% human semen at that volume would be expensive. Backstage Scotty Payne is said to be on the edge of committing himself to a Psych ward to straighten out his head.
- The Klansman may be the final straw for RMW. Nobody knows who’s under the hood, but the angle was incredibly tasteless. Cannonball Hall wasn’t on this episode so draw your own conclusion.
- The main event was a shoot. They accidentally ordered razor wire instead of barbed wire which is very dangerous and tappping that stuff could slice you. Both guys were in bad shape. Hannibal may be permanently blind in at least one eye if not both, and Genocide has to have his intestines pushed back in. He’s in a coma from the head trauma. The doctors aren’t sure if he’ll make it off of life support.
- Wifebeater was not planned to even be up in the rafters. He started wearing all black, drinking hard liquor, and telling everyone who would listen about “Darkside” Wifebeater.
- Rumour mill is swirling that whether X or Elvin win the match on Sunday RMW is definitively leaving Philadelphia and New Jersey for good. After this show neither of the locations they like to run will book them after Sunday. An arena in Battle Creek, Michigan has been listed and some new sponsors. Expect the big angle on Sunday to tell us the fate of RMW.
-Most of the things happening in RMW are not a work anymore. The promotion has become a dangerous hostile workplace says most backstage.
-Scotty Payne had a loaded gun in the ring and likely was going to shoot Blue Bomber until the “semen” came from the top of the arena. Sources say it likely wasn’t human semen, but some have also said it was a mix of human and pig. 100% human semen at that volume would be expensive. Backstage Scotty Payne is said to be on the edge of committing himself to a Psych ward to straighten out his head.
- The Klansman may be the final straw for RMW. Nobody knows who’s under the hood, but the angle was incredibly tasteless. Cannonball Hall wasn’t on this episode so draw your own conclusion.
- The main event was a shoot. They accidentally ordered razor wire instead of barbed wire which is very dangerous and tappping that stuff could slice you. Both guys were in bad shape. Hannibal may be permanently blind in at least one eye if not both, and Genocide has to have his intestines pushed back in. He’s in a coma from the head trauma. The doctors aren’t sure if he’ll make it off of life support.
- Wifebeater was not planned to even be up in the rafters. He started wearing all black, drinking hard liquor, and telling everyone who would listen about “Darkside” Wifebeater.
- Rumour mill is swirling that whether X or Elvin win the match on Sunday RMW is definitively leaving Philadelphia and New Jersey for good. After this show neither of the locations they like to run will book them after Sunday. An arena in Battle Creek, Michigan has been listed and some new sponsors. Expect the big angle on Sunday to tell us the fate of RMW.
