Post by wifebeater on Jul 5, 2005 0:30:56 GMT -5
RMW returns!
Raise the Roof by Public Enemy hits and Kriss Kross, Jz & 2-Dope come to the ring with the tag titles after a two year hiatus. They dance down to the ring and wave their hands in the air with the legions of fans doing it along. Then all of the sudden the arena goes dark and dark blue lights come on with smoke filling up the arena. The Refuges, Hannibal and Genocide come from each side of the crowd and the lights turn on as they attack Jz & 2-Dope. Hannibal takes Jz and belly to back suplexs him over the rope onto the hard floor and Genocide DDTs 2-Dope. Now The Refuges kick the hell out of 2-Dope, pick him up and whip him to the ropes where they flapjack him and in mid-air turns him around into a double powerbomb! Genocide runs to the top rope and Hannibal holds 2-Dopes legs. Genocide goes to leg drop him, but Jz jumps onto the apron and smashes a chair into his face in mid-air, sending him crashing to mat. Hannibal runs over, jumps over his partner and to the top rope where he jumps off and takes Jz off the apron with a hurricanrana. 2-Dope runs to one side and flys over the top rope with a splash as Hannibal stands back up. Now Genocide gets to his feet, sees the mess, and trys to flip over the ropes into a legdrop but he completly over shoots them and falls into the fans, but he's caught by someone. The guy who caught him powerbombs Genocide directly onto the railing! That's Arsenal!
Now Jz and 2-Dope get up and take Hannibal into the ring as Arsenal and his partner Barracks beat the hell out of Genocide. 2-Dope whips Hannibal to the ropes and Jz jumps up for a 3D!!! Jz slides out of the ring and pulls a table from under the ropes. He has some trouble, but he gets it into the ring and 2- Dope powerbombs Genocide to the mat, drags him to the ropes and takes him to the top rope. Jz sets the table up, and 2-Dope takes him to his shoulders and hits the top rope powerbomb! 2-Dope lays on him and Jz jumps onto the pile as the ref counts.
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Raise the Roof by Public Enemy hits and Jz and 2-Dope are given the titles by the ref. All the sudden Arsenal and Barracks jump onto the apron with steel chairs, and are swinging. Jz and 2-Dope jump out of the ring and walk up the apron as Arsenal and Barracks smash the chairs over Genocides back and stare them down.
*commercial. Tampons, Baby wipes, and female condoms. Also an add about child abuse airs.*
We're back and Here Comes the Money hits over the Pa system and The Money Man comes out dancing. The fans boo tremendously and want this bastard off the screen. All the sudden Tank comes from behind Money Man and hits him in the back of the head with a cinder block. He drags him down the apron, throws him in the ring and pins him.
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Money Man kicks out of the pin! Tank looks stunned/pissed. He slides out of the ring and grabs a piece of the busted table from the last match, more specifically the table leg, and slides into the ring. Money Man catches him with a dropkick to the face. He then picks Tank up and throws him across the ring for a back body drop. Tank stands up and is whipped into the turnbuckle. Money Man runs at him, but totally forgot about the table leg and gets it right between the eyes. Tank picks him up and sets him up for it...the Creeping Death!!!!
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Tank didn't bring his TV title, but he celebrates anyway to Sinner by Drowning Pool. A few staff members come out to the ring and drag Money Man up the ramp. He is on his feet by the time they're at the stage, and he punches one of them and superkicks the other. The fans still boo him.
Smack my Bitch Up by Prodigy hits and Wifebeater staggers out from behind the curtain with the title around his waist. He laughs at the two staff members and rolls inside the ring when he gets there. He is carrying a singapore cane. In-a-gadda-da-vida by Iron Butterfly accompanies Mysterious X and Black Tyger to the ring. X is wearing a business suit and carrying his suitcase while Tyger is sporting some karate suit. X sends Tyger into the ring and he gets caned by Wifebeater. The match begins as WB continuously whips him with the cane until it is cracked and unable to be used. He turns Tyger over and punches a broken cane piece into his face. Wifebeater stands up, points at X, and slides out of the ring. X runs away and WB taunts him. He turns around to see Black Tyger flipping over the ropes, and he catches him for a powerbomb, but it's reversed into a hurricanrana. Tyger signals X, and he holds Wifebeater and X smashes the breifcase into his face. He throws WB into the ring and stands on the apron. Wifebeater is laying face down and Tyger flips over the ropes and hits him with a senton thing, Eddie Guerrero style. Now Tyger picks up Wifebeater and suplexs him to the mat. He climbs to the top and hits a shooting star press legdrop! He hooks the leg, the World Title is on the line here!
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Wifebeater kicks out and X throws a chair into the ring and climbs in. Tyger picks Wifebeater up and X takes the chair. Tyger holds him, and X trys to plaster him with the chair, but Tyger eats it instead. Wifebeater runs to the ropes and big boots Mysterious X in the side of the head. Wifebeater takes the chair, sets it down in the middle of the ring, and holsters Black Tiger up into piledriver postion..and yes! He hits the Domestic Abuse right onto the chair! Now Tyger is KOed, and Wifebeater looks at X who is getting back to his feet. X looks him straight in the eyes and pushes Wifebeater across the ring into the other turnbuckle. WB looks to the fans and says "Me? You wanna fight me?". He slowly starts walking over to X. He's still near the turnbuckle and a fat guy in a jogging suit with a mask...thats legend! He is carrying a chair and he climbs to the top rope. X points behind him and Wifebeater has a pissed off look on his face turning around. Legend jumps off of the top and hits him with the chair, sending the sitting part flying and leaving the frame wrapped around his neck as he lays flat on the mat knocked out. X grabs the title from the turnbuckle where Wifebeater set it and cockily puts his foot on his chest, holding his arms and the title in the air.
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X is the champion!!! X picks up the other chair and raises it in the air along with the title. Legend grabs his arm and they celebrate. Black Tyger comes up the other side and all three of them stand there, but X drops the title and takes both hands with the chair and smashes it over the already bloody Black Tygers head!!! In-a-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly hits and X walks away with the title, Legend, and his briefcase.
Raise the Roof by Public Enemy hits and Kriss Kross, Jz & 2-Dope come to the ring with the tag titles after a two year hiatus. They dance down to the ring and wave their hands in the air with the legions of fans doing it along. Then all of the sudden the arena goes dark and dark blue lights come on with smoke filling up the arena. The Refuges, Hannibal and Genocide come from each side of the crowd and the lights turn on as they attack Jz & 2-Dope. Hannibal takes Jz and belly to back suplexs him over the rope onto the hard floor and Genocide DDTs 2-Dope. Now The Refuges kick the hell out of 2-Dope, pick him up and whip him to the ropes where they flapjack him and in mid-air turns him around into a double powerbomb! Genocide runs to the top rope and Hannibal holds 2-Dopes legs. Genocide goes to leg drop him, but Jz jumps onto the apron and smashes a chair into his face in mid-air, sending him crashing to mat. Hannibal runs over, jumps over his partner and to the top rope where he jumps off and takes Jz off the apron with a hurricanrana. 2-Dope runs to one side and flys over the top rope with a splash as Hannibal stands back up. Now Genocide gets to his feet, sees the mess, and trys to flip over the ropes into a legdrop but he completly over shoots them and falls into the fans, but he's caught by someone. The guy who caught him powerbombs Genocide directly onto the railing! That's Arsenal!
Now Jz and 2-Dope get up and take Hannibal into the ring as Arsenal and his partner Barracks beat the hell out of Genocide. 2-Dope whips Hannibal to the ropes and Jz jumps up for a 3D!!! Jz slides out of the ring and pulls a table from under the ropes. He has some trouble, but he gets it into the ring and 2- Dope powerbombs Genocide to the mat, drags him to the ropes and takes him to the top rope. Jz sets the table up, and 2-Dope takes him to his shoulders and hits the top rope powerbomb! 2-Dope lays on him and Jz jumps onto the pile as the ref counts.
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Raise the Roof by Public Enemy hits and Jz and 2-Dope are given the titles by the ref. All the sudden Arsenal and Barracks jump onto the apron with steel chairs, and are swinging. Jz and 2-Dope jump out of the ring and walk up the apron as Arsenal and Barracks smash the chairs over Genocides back and stare them down.
*commercial. Tampons, Baby wipes, and female condoms. Also an add about child abuse airs.*
We're back and Here Comes the Money hits over the Pa system and The Money Man comes out dancing. The fans boo tremendously and want this bastard off the screen. All the sudden Tank comes from behind Money Man and hits him in the back of the head with a cinder block. He drags him down the apron, throws him in the ring and pins him.
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Money Man kicks out of the pin! Tank looks stunned/pissed. He slides out of the ring and grabs a piece of the busted table from the last match, more specifically the table leg, and slides into the ring. Money Man catches him with a dropkick to the face. He then picks Tank up and throws him across the ring for a back body drop. Tank stands up and is whipped into the turnbuckle. Money Man runs at him, but totally forgot about the table leg and gets it right between the eyes. Tank picks him up and sets him up for it...the Creeping Death!!!!
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Tank didn't bring his TV title, but he celebrates anyway to Sinner by Drowning Pool. A few staff members come out to the ring and drag Money Man up the ramp. He is on his feet by the time they're at the stage, and he punches one of them and superkicks the other. The fans still boo him.
Smack my Bitch Up by Prodigy hits and Wifebeater staggers out from behind the curtain with the title around his waist. He laughs at the two staff members and rolls inside the ring when he gets there. He is carrying a singapore cane. In-a-gadda-da-vida by Iron Butterfly accompanies Mysterious X and Black Tyger to the ring. X is wearing a business suit and carrying his suitcase while Tyger is sporting some karate suit. X sends Tyger into the ring and he gets caned by Wifebeater. The match begins as WB continuously whips him with the cane until it is cracked and unable to be used. He turns Tyger over and punches a broken cane piece into his face. Wifebeater stands up, points at X, and slides out of the ring. X runs away and WB taunts him. He turns around to see Black Tyger flipping over the ropes, and he catches him for a powerbomb, but it's reversed into a hurricanrana. Tyger signals X, and he holds Wifebeater and X smashes the breifcase into his face. He throws WB into the ring and stands on the apron. Wifebeater is laying face down and Tyger flips over the ropes and hits him with a senton thing, Eddie Guerrero style. Now Tyger picks up Wifebeater and suplexs him to the mat. He climbs to the top and hits a shooting star press legdrop! He hooks the leg, the World Title is on the line here!
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Wifebeater kicks out and X throws a chair into the ring and climbs in. Tyger picks Wifebeater up and X takes the chair. Tyger holds him, and X trys to plaster him with the chair, but Tyger eats it instead. Wifebeater runs to the ropes and big boots Mysterious X in the side of the head. Wifebeater takes the chair, sets it down in the middle of the ring, and holsters Black Tiger up into piledriver postion..and yes! He hits the Domestic Abuse right onto the chair! Now Tyger is KOed, and Wifebeater looks at X who is getting back to his feet. X looks him straight in the eyes and pushes Wifebeater across the ring into the other turnbuckle. WB looks to the fans and says "Me? You wanna fight me?". He slowly starts walking over to X. He's still near the turnbuckle and a fat guy in a jogging suit with a mask...thats legend! He is carrying a chair and he climbs to the top rope. X points behind him and Wifebeater has a pissed off look on his face turning around. Legend jumps off of the top and hits him with the chair, sending the sitting part flying and leaving the frame wrapped around his neck as he lays flat on the mat knocked out. X grabs the title from the turnbuckle where Wifebeater set it and cockily puts his foot on his chest, holding his arms and the title in the air.
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X is the champion!!! X picks up the other chair and raises it in the air along with the title. Legend grabs his arm and they celebrate. Black Tyger comes up the other side and all three of them stand there, but X drops the title and takes both hands with the chair and smashes it over the already bloody Black Tygers head!!! In-a-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly hits and X walks away with the title, Legend, and his briefcase.
